Rewrite all scripts as less crufty

[cferdinandi]

• [ ] Buoy
• [ ] Astro
• [ ] Drop
• [ ] Houdini
• [ ] Tabby
• [ ] Modals
• [ ] X-Ray
• [ ] Form Saver
• [ ] Smooth Scroll
• [ ] Right Height
• [ ] Sticky Footer
• [ ] petfinderAPI4everybody
• [ ] Gumshoe
• [ ] Gulp Boilerplate