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dad joke issue #34

Open mickeygousset opened 1 year ago

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall."

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them."

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica."

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish."

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop"

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid."

omrisiri commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

omrisiri, here is your DAD JOKE - "When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon."

mickeygousset commented 1 year ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 1 year ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!"

mickeygousset commented 11 months ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 11 months ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction."

mickeygousset commented 5 months ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 5 months ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue."

mickeygousset commented 2 days ago

/joke

github-actions[bot] commented 2 days ago

mickeygousset, here is your DAD JOKE - "Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree."