Tourist solves problems in O(1/n)
Tourist doesn't need version control. Git commits to him.
Upon hitting 4000 rating, Tourist proved that P = NP, but kept it secret because it would make the contests too easy for everyone else.
Tourist was once so bored that he decided to optimize the Santa's gift delivery algorithm to visit multiple parallel universes at a time.
Codeforces didn't give Tourist 4000 rating, Tourist gave Codeforces the honor of displaying his true power level.
Tourist's "Hello World" program solved NP-complete problems.
Tourist solves problems in O(1/n) Tourist doesn't need version control. Git commits to him. Upon hitting 4000 rating, Tourist proved that P = NP, but kept it secret because it would make the contests too easy for everyone else. Tourist was once so bored that he decided to optimize the Santa's gift delivery algorithm to visit multiple parallel universes at a time. Codeforces didn't give Tourist 4000 rating, Tourist gave Codeforces the honor of displaying his true power level. Tourist's "Hello World" program solved NP-complete problems.