mattyoung101
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7 months ago Dear @ethanol20924 ,
I just noticed you added the tag "when" to my GitHub Issue. Of course, I presume you're referring to "when" I asked, which, I must say, right now. Circling back to my prior communique, I'm sure you aware of the importance of writing moral, webscale, blazing fast software. So, "when", would be right now.
Indeed, I expect this issue to be fixed with haste, lest I have to consult "the opps" - of which, I must remind you, I have many.
Warm regards
ethanol20924
Dear @ethanol20924 ,
I trust this message reaches you well.
I was reading your "repository" and I couldn't help but notice that it appears to be written in "Lua", and not "Rust". I find this.... most perplexing. I have reached out to my good friend associate, @henrybatt regarding this moral conundrum, and I simply found no choice but to file a so-called "issue" on your so-called "repository". As I'm sure you are most aware, @henrybatt is the moral paragon of software, as his config is purely Rust (moral) software.
Please rectify this immediately or I will be forced to contact the most relevant authorities. As I'm sure you are most aware, writing moral software is no laughing matter. It is our most imperative duty as Software Engineers - and most of all, good people of the Earth.
If you would like to circle back and link up in person regarding this communication, please, don't hesitate to "drop me a line", as it were.
Kind regards.
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