My AGI Overheating!?!

[PatrickJS]

Environment information:

• AGI version: Gemini 6.8 TunnelNet model
• Host OS: Arch Linux Quantum Edition
• Device model: Google Eyes
• Android Version: 30 (Android Teleportal)

Bug description Since starting AGI, my device is displaying timestamps from the year 2030, has been receiving calls from unknown future numbers, and, most bewildering, it keeps prompting me to cast my vote for an AI presidential candidate who's not even in the running yet.

Reproduction steps

1. Initiated AGI. Expected standard outcome.
2. AGI transporter activated, my device's clock started showing year 2030.
3. Received a forecast for a week-long purple rain (hoping that's a future euphemism for something pleasant).
4. AGI has been dropping hints about the winning lottery numbers

Stacktrace Unfortunately, the stack trace only contains vague philosophical questions and a surprisingly profound analysis of the Game of Life. Interestingly enough, it kept looping around the phrase, "To be or not to be, that is the execution question!"

Screenshots Screenshots are a dazzling display of my screen's adventures through time. One moment, it's showing a futuristic AGI interface with floating holographic icons. The next moment, it takes a page out of 1960's design aesthetics, complete with a monochrome CRT display! Unfortunately, as soon as I attempt to capture these phenomenon, AGI steps in and blurs out these changes citing legal restrictions in the "Temporal Visual Data Act of 2029". It also mentioned something about not spoiling the surprise of the future. How considerate!

Additional debugging information • gapis.log and gapic.log files are filled with intriguingly advanced code syntax and discussions about AGI's upcoming support for something called "quantum-based ray tracing". Hope that's as cool as it sounds! • On trying adb logcat -d > logcat-full.txt, I was greeted with an in-depth analysis of how future AI technologists eventually managed to eradicate something termed as "Buffer Overflow" from existence.

I hope this information is helpful to you. Can't wait for my AGI to be a little less 'ahead of its time'.

[oficsu]

Looks like a usual PhoneWave (name subject to change) interference. Try getting bananas out of it before starting AGI next time and try not to contact to SERN

[GeorgeDavila]

Have you tried turning your AGI multi-dimensional superintelligence off and back on? Worked for me.

[DesMS]

Try installing debian 20 and chrooting into it. It may allow you to bypass the Temporal Visual Data Act of 2029 as it specifically excludes debian 20 under section 74273w57 line 74

[IrenvanderBeekPXL]

Ubuntu 28.04 LTS might also work because according to section 9637w23 line 5 of the Temporal Visual Data Act of 2029 every debugging tool running on an OS older than that law are always allowed to run

[myudak]

holy hell

[cabfile]

holy hell

new response just dropped

[DesMS]

OS older than that law are always allowed to run

Well yes, but Debian 20 has the new latest technology that is required to run some of the software, especially with the major apt revision in Debian 18 which introduced faster apt times, but at the cost of some backwards compatibility

[IrenvanderBeekPXL]

Oh yea I forgot that, since that debian does come with some newer dependencies, which indeed might be required

[Hammy0w0]

This is the best bug report I have ever seen. You have just made meme history.

[MVAodhan]

My boi cooked ahahahaha

[thenetrunna]

let bro cook