This test is already disabled for current and future versions of NodeJS,
and I don't think it's worth putting in the effort to fix flakiness when
the whole test will soon be a no-op.
Also fix other issues that were (deterministically) breaking the build:
Disable codecov: we were running out of API quota, and most other GCP repos had previously disabled it for unrelated reasons
Migrate eslint ignores from the "node" plugin to the "n" plugin
This test is already disabled for current and future versions of NodeJS, and I don't think it's worth putting in the effort to fix flakiness when the whole test will soon be a no-op.
Also fix other issues that were (deterministically) breaking the build:
Fixes #1562, fixes #1525, fixes #1524, fixes #1523, fixes #1522, fixes #1500, fixes #1499, fixes #1498, fixes #1497, fixes #1496