grebiniuk
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5 years ago EXPERIENCE
<ul class="timeline">
<li>
<p>
<small>2017</small>
</p>
<p>Became 45th president of the United States</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>2016</small>
</p>
<p>Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>2015</small>
</p>
<p>Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>2009</small>
</p>
<p>Changed my mind and became Republican again</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>2005</small>
</p>
<p>Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades,
certificates
and other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management
entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while
studying,
however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University
after
the
course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>2002</small>
</p>
<p>Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the
Trump
Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>2001</small>
</p>
<p>Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1999</small>
</p>
<p>Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and
abroad!
Also switched to the Reform Party that year</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1997</small>
</p>
<p>Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump
Place.
Me
and the other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the
biggest
residential sale in the history of New York City</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1996</small>
</p>
<p>Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story
skyscraper on Wall Street. After an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed
the
Trump Building</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1994</small>
</p>
<p>Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a
44-story
luxury property known as Trump International Hotel and Tower</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1989 ― 1992</small>
</p>
<p>Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell
it,
now
it is American Airlines Shuttle, btw</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1989, 1990</small>
</p>
<p>Learned about Tour de France and decided to hold my very own Tour de Trump. Is
America
not
great enough for that cycling competition?</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1988</small>
</p>
<p>Acquired the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan for $407 million, invested $50 million to
restore
the
building and boosted it from three-star to four-star hotel (I called it "the Mona
Lisa"
and
sold it for a lot of cash in 1995)</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1987</small>
</p>
<p>Registered as a Republican</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1985</small>
</p>
<p>I bought the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach and turned it into a private club.You
can
join
if you pay $200K initiation fee (and there is another annual fee for members, it is
very
expensive to be rich). That year I also opened a casino called Trump Castle. My wife
Ivana
became a manager, because she is another Trump!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1983</small>
</p>
<p>I purchased New Jersey Generals, an American football team. I changed team's play
schedule
and filed an antitrust lawsuit against United States Football League, so NJG are not
doing
so good now, but back then they were great!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1980</small>
</p>
<p>Started developing the Trump Tower skyscraper in Manhattan</p>
<ul>
<li>Payed a crew of undocumented Polish workers to demolish the historic Bonwit
Teller
store, including art deco features.
</li>
<li>Architectural critic Paul Goldberger stayed that the tower's atrium is "the most
pleasant interior public space to be completed in New York in some years". At
the
same
time I also started a repair job on the Wollman Rink in Central Park and
completed
the
work in three months for $1.95 million, which was $775,000 less than the initial
budget!
</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1978</small>
</p>
<p>Purchased a 50 percent stake in the derelict Commodore Hotel and turned it into the
Grand
Hyatt Hotel in 2 years of remodeling</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1971</small>
</p>
<p>Was promoted to president of the company and renamed it The Trump Organization</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1968</small>
</p>
<p>Began my career at my father's real estate development company, Elizabeth Trump &
Son</p>
</li>
</ul>
<h4><a aria-hidden="true" class="anchor" href="#personal-life"
id="user-content-personal-life"></a>Personal Life</h4>
<ul class="timeline">
<li>
<p>
<small>2006</small>
</p>
<p>
Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>2005</small>
</p>
<p>
Married her</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1998</small>
</p>
<p>
Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1999</small>
</p>
<p>
Divorced Marla ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1993</small>
</p>
<p>
Married Marla and had a daughter, we named her Tiffany, because I like Tiffany &
Company jewellery as well</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1992</small>
</p>
<p>
Started affair with Marla Maples, so I had to divorce. God knows I love nice women,
I
love them all!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1984</small>
</p>
<p>
Birth of Eric Trump</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1982</small>
</p>
<p>
Birth of Ivanka Trump</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1977</small>
</p>
<p>
My first son is born. I called him Donald, of course!</p>
</li>
<li>
<p>
<small>1977</small>
</p>
<p>
Married Czech model Ivana Zelníčková</p>
</li>
</ul>
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