Pure PHP just ain't got dat swag

[hikari-no-yume]

By using a compile-to-PHP language like Blueberry, YOLO can obtain 763% more swag, and upset even more h4t3rz!

Wouldn't you like to write yolo core code... LIKE THIS?

<?bb #YOLO

namespace yolo

class_alias("Symfony\Component\HttpFoundation\Request", Request::class)
class_alias("Symfony\Component\HttpFoundation\Response", Response::class)

def yolo(controller)
  request = Request::createFromGlobals()
  response = controller(request)
  response.send()
  unlink(__FILE__)
end

Issues:

• Blueberry doesn't support namespaces yet
• Blueberry doesn't support :: yet
• Blueberry doesn't support constants yet
• Blueberry doesn't support variable functions yet

[tpavlek]

-1 This just adds unecessary bloat

[hikari-no-yume]

@tpavlek This could be easily rectified:

[hikari-no-yume]

Did you know that Blueberry supports #swag symbols like :yolo?

yolo(:yolo)

And you can enumerate the philosophy!

for yo in lo
  if yo(lo)
    echo(:yolo)
  end
end

[gosukiwi]

Much yolo, very wow, such blue.

[igorw]

could use more lisp

[igorw]

has anyone done a compiler from haskell to PHP yet?

[hikari-no-yume]

There could always be a first.

[hikari-no-yume]

Oh, I know. Yolo should have its own Lisp, Yolisp, which would be written in itself:

['fn', ['a', 'b'], ['+', 'a', 'b']]

[hikari-no-yume]

(yolo\yolo (lambda (req) (new yolo\Response 'yolo)))

[igorw]

see also https://github.com/lisphp/lisphp

[hikari-no-yume]

Not swag enough. Lemme see what I can do.