CrossEye
commented
7 years ago I'm sorry, we need slightly more information before we can act on this issue. Can you please supply the following?:
- the version used
- the operating system it's running under
- the browser name and version number used for testing
- any plug-ins installed on said browser
- operating system patch levels
- the sequence of commands used to install the software
- the date and time (with time zone) when the software failed
- a stack trace of the installs for the software, the browser, and the operating system
- an annotated core dump
- the phase of the moon at the moment the software was installed
- your middle name
- the colour of your eyes
- whether you had eggs for breakfast on the day this first failed
- the age of your first-born child. (If childless, please provide the date on which you expect your first child to be born. [If you're not ever expecting to have kids, don't you have bigger issues than a silly software problem?])
- the three people you would choose to have with you if stranded on a desert isle
- the colour of that damned dress
- the age you were the last time you ate Ramen noodles
- your favorite depressing Russian novelist
- political affiliation (this is entirely voluntary; and your answer won't affect the level of service you receive... unless you support that idiot on the other side!)
- full name of your high school biology teacher
- left and right femur lengths in millimeters
- the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow
- a full accounting of you whereabouts and movements on the night that JR was shot
- the name of that band that your ex really liked but you couldn't stand
- bank balance, in pesos
- with or without nuts
- your analysis on the place of Derrida in modern literary theory
- nearest neighbor... no not that one, the cute one
- favorite pizza toppings
... and then we'll be right on it.
cobalamin
odahcam
marcus-at-localhost
Shame.
I copy-pasted it and it simply doesn't work.
Please help, fix this I'm losing money!11!one!