Hoax game mode for the game industry of today

[IAmNotHanni]

Lets make a game mode in which we hoax the entire game industry of today. Everbody is used to:

• Pay 2 win content.
• Expensive Add-ons and downloadable content.
• Premium accounts and matchmaking.
• Paying 70$ for unfinished games.
• Bugs and crashes all over the place.
• Security and privacy issues.
• Recycling of successful content.
• Poor story, flat characters.
• BAD translations and horrible voice actors.
• Ridicoulous overuse of violence.
• Hypersexualisation.
• Its all about graphics not gameplay.
• Bad support.
• Platform facism (No Linux support?)
• Epic trailers for shitty games, perfect marketing.
• Sequels of sequels of sequels of pre-sequels.
• Anticheat technologies that turn your PC into NSA's headquarter.
• Season passes.
• Copyright management software.
• Where is my RAM? nom nom nom
• 70GBytes of free disk space even if you play on very low settings.
• Shitty multiplayer designs.
• UNRELEASING games due to performance issues.
• Delayed release dates.
• Killing innovators and mod projects.

Imagine you are playing regen capture. You are trying to capture the base but it says "This feature is not fully implemented yet". You get shot by another player (which should have missed) but because he has a Premium Account he does more damage. Sometimes your game freezes for seconds because you are being scanned for cheats. You can move faster if you spend money on the speed DLC. The download takes 2 minutes. When you capture a base everything turns into blood and explosions. Some bases can be captured if you play on Windows only. You need a premium account to pick up the supplies from some bases. The game's voice actors are horrible. Before you spawn you have to enter the CD key (every time). Some areas of the map have obviously been copied and pasted. When you login your password can be seen in chat for 20 miliseconds. Your will have about 1 FPS less every 30 seconds because of some unknown bugs. The game ends because someone of the other team spent his premium gold nuggets on team points.

[Croydon]

Could also be used: https://github.com/inexor-game/artwork/blob/master/voice_characters/mrpresident/