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DHTMLConf!
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DHTML 101 – A seminar powered by W3schools Inc. #17

Closed cramforce closed 9 years ago

cramforce commented 9 years ago

Start a new career as a webmaster in just 10 easy steps. Soon even beer will be sold over the WWW, so that is where all the jobs will be. After this half hour long in-depth course in web design and internet programming you will know everything and bit more to start your own business as certified HTML professional. Better yet, we will certify your attendance with printed official certificate of attendance. Against a nominal fee of $499 we will also be making available "Certified HTML professional" certificates to pump up your resume and even better: Certified HTML professionals get a 10% off on our "Certified DHTML professional" certificate (Sold separately).

jennschiffer commented 9 years ago

Malte, as much as I would love to have you give a seminar, the lineup had already been chosen and also I've been told your HTML certification is a forgery. Hope to see you in Oakland soon, though!