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Sample dialogues #4

Open rstacruz opened 10 years ago

rstacruz commented 10 years ago

It would be nice to have sample dialogs. Eg:

Stage 1 : There's a new release of Android/iOS

"iO7 is out! Anyone installed it yet?"

Stage 2 : Fanboiz will OMG they copied X feature from Y OS!

"The ability to change wifi settings quickly is not new. Android has always had that "control center" that you iOS fanboys are gushing about. It's about time that Apple catches up to Google's innovation."

Stage 4 : Hilarity ensues

"lol android fanboi"

Stage 5 : After 3 months, cold war again

"Android Kitkat is out! Anyone seen their new awesome site?" "...meh. Their new site is a ripoff of Apple's style."

Stage 6 : Windows Phone is meh

"Nokia Lumia!" 0 comments, 0 likes

rstacruz commented 10 years ago

...particularly because I don't understand the beer and vulgarity items :)

rstacruz commented 10 years ago

Example 2:

Stage 1 : A tech group hosts meetup in Y city

"The next Manila.js meetup is in Makati!"

Stage 2 : Complaints it's not in X city

"Amp! Ang traffic kaya sa Buendia ng 7pm. Why doesn't Manila.js ever host meetups in Ortigas??"

Stage 4 : Hilarity ensues

"The last 3 meetups were in Ortigas. Do your research LOL"

Stage 5 : Offending party washes hands clean, tries to make peace

"Sori po"

Stage 6 : Offending party will not attend said tech meetups ever