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Enhancement Request: Integrate Quantum Entanglement for Zero-Latency Deployment #5214

Closed adamddh closed 2 weeks ago

adamddh commented 2 weeks ago

After consulting with my team of quantum physicists and time-travel experts, I've concluded that our current tech stack isn't quite ready for zero-latency deployment via quantum entanglement. Our flux capacitors are still on backorder, and our Schrödinger's servers remain in a perplexing state. Until we can resolve these quantum logistics, we'll stick to deploying at the speed of light.