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koalabears / fac-hack

A web application that encourages collaboration idea sharing
http://guarded-island-6167.herokuapp.com/
GNU General Public License v2.0
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Acquisition Offer #7

Open MesdamesTipple opened 8 years ago

MesdamesTipple commented 8 years ago

Dear "Koala Bears",

We were referred to your project through the League of Eccentric Billionaires.

We are twin billionaire sisters, interested in acquiring FAC HACK. It is our preference that the takeover process begins immediately. We will be providing client management and Pivotal Tracker training in exchange for a controlling stake in your company.

We would like to arrange a meeting at your earliest convenience. Please set aside some time to meet us at the Tipple Mansion. See the doorman for access.

Kind Regards,

Petunia and Violet Tipple Vin Vin Voom inc.

MesdamesTipple commented 8 years ago

We are awaiting your response.

P & V

MesdamesTipple commented 8 years ago

@naazy @jackcarlisle @des-des @mk4111

des-des commented 8 years ago

hi MesdamesTipple, We have reviewed your offer and decided we can only offer a 5 percent stake at this time. In return for this we would expect not only client management and Pivotal Tracker training but also £100K

MesdamesTipple commented 8 years ago

You drive a hard bargain, and while that is nothing to us, the rules of the League of Eccentric Billionaires forbid giving money to non-billionaires.

53% is the minimum stake we can accept.

P & V

MesdamesTipple commented 8 years ago

If this offer is acceptable to you, we must have a client meeting asap.

des-des commented 8 years ago

Okay sure. When is good for you?