search

liamthetate / hackathon

0 stars 4 forks source link

Game over copy #31

Open dandavies23 opened 3 years ago

dandavies23 commented 3 years ago

I like the sort of kids from fame thing but think we could tweak the copy slightly.

IainKnox commented 3 years ago

Some game over comments: "Keep calm and continue to aspire to mediocrity" "Don't be such a Bieber" "Nice try, you look like you eat the buttons off the remote" "Sometimes your knight in shining armour is really just a loser in tinfoil" "Close your eyes and keep telling yourself you're good at video games" "If I had a penny for every brain cell you have, I'd have nothing" "You remind me of a software update, whenever I see you I think not again" "I bet you would be put in Hufflepuff" "You're like a Slinky, kinda useless" "Maybe it's time to go polish your Crocs"

IainKnox commented 3 years ago

"you are one bit short of a byte" "You make Noobs look bad" "You are more disappointing than a unsalted pretzel" "its impossible to underestimate your skill level"

dandavies23 commented 3 years ago

Fantastic thanks Iain! I'm going to keep in the ones that have an 80s zing.

Here's the ones I think we should carry put in the game:

"Sometimes your knight in shining armour is really just a loser in tinfoil" "Close your eyes and keep telling yourself you're good at video games" "You remind me of a software update, whenever I see you I think not again" "You're like a Slinky, kinda useless" "Maybe it's time to go polish your Crocs" "You are one bit short of a byte" "You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel" "It's impossible to underestimate your skill level"

Do you think we should randomise these so it's a different put down each time? @liamthetate @Oldman10000