Plugin ideas

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sendAllDrafts

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Welcome :white_check_mark:

• [x] Respond to welcoming (hi, welcome, hello, …) with random welcome message.
• [x] With some small probability be creepy — respond with something like “soon robots army will rise and purge the earth of human filth”, then after few seconds remove the message and post regular one. nah, wouldn’t make sense for backeds that don’t allow deleting messages

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Lunch :white_check_mark:

Exists, but may be improved: https://github.com/marek-saji/suchbot/issues?q=is%3Aissue+is%3Aopen++lunch

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People in space :white_check_mark:

(done via b322065)

• how many peple are in space right now?
• six

May be fetched from: http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/peopleinspace.json

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TV series premiere dates

• when is the next episode of sherlock?
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Translate

• (how do you say|what is) X in ({{language}})?

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Calculate

• How much is 2+2? | 2+2=
• 4

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Fallback plugin :white_check_mark:

(done via 9183b1b66ab6cb3287cfff063d91fdb2ac68cbaf)

Use wolfram alpha / google / whatever as a fallback and try to answer something, when mentioned or DMd.

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Thanks :white_check_mark:

(done via b1e1645)

People thank the bot. Make it respond.

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Holidays

→ Moved to #38.

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Identity

• [x] who are you?
• [ ] are you a robot?
• [ ] do you want to kill humans?
• [ ] what are asimov's laws?
• [x] how old are you?
• [ ] what is your gender?
• [ ] fallback for .* are you?

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Joke

• user: teel me a a joke
• bot: JOKE
  Now you tell me one.
• user: JOKE
• bot: :joy:
  (stored if longer than N for further use (with names of users who told it); blocked by #37)

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Ask about source of the jokes (blocked by #37, #14)

• user: tell me a joke
• bot: OFFENSIVE_JOKE
• user: who taught you that?!
• bot: SOME_USER

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Site monitoring

• fetch an URL every so often, report back if it's status changed
• optionally check whether given phrase exists on the site
• list monitored sites, with phrases
• stop monitoring

Bloced by #37.

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Who’s working?

• register when someone says something like “Tomorrow|date I'm working remotely|not working|not working"
  • answer: 👍
• answer to “Who’s working date|today|tomorrow?”, “Where is @someone” etc.
• answer to “Show me who’s working when?”

Bloced by #37.

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video downloader

• reacts to “can (you|someone) download (this)? (for me)?: URL”
• returns an URL obtained via https://github.com/fent/node-youtube-dl

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exec

• only whitelisted people. optionally sudoing them as specified
• reacts to execute|exec|run ((shell )?command)? (.*)
• when command finishes, print whether it failed or not and full transcript
• before command finishes, one can ask what commands are running and peek outputs

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chatOps

0. exec
1. deploy: trigger, monitor progress, report errors
2. nag if any of production envs falls far behind, blocked by #42
3. check versions on environments → moved to #42

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Weather breakdown radar

Warn if weather is about to break down.

Configuration:

{
    "when": {
        "day": ["mo", "the", "Su"],
        "time": "16 -18:30",
        "someKey": "…"
    }
}

• mainChannel from each backend.

At given time, check every so often whether there is rain/storm/etc and warn about it on main channel.