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Adding more jokes
#155
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tobiasbueschel
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7 years ago
tobiasbueschel
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7 years ago
Some examples:
"Man, I suck at this. Can you give me a few pointers?" "0x2A38213A"
Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11
there’s no place like 127.0.0.1
All HTML puns
Q: What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You've got no class.
01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111
Q: Why do Java programers have to wear glasses? A: Because the don't C#
Q: What is a programmer's favorite hangout place? A: Foo Bar
Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance | Tobias Büschel | Delete this message
Algorithm (noun.) - word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did
Programmer (noun.) - a machine that turns coffee into code
Some examples: