Rewrite most of napi_threadsafe_function

[Jarred-Sumner]

What does this PR do?

Supersedes https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/15289

How did you verify your code works?

[robobun]

:x: @190n, your commit 44deb39513979917126e09fa72e1ba1d77653202 has 16 failures in #6616:

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test/cli/install/bun-link.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 3.20 aarch64

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test/js/node/child_process/child_process.test.ts - timeout on 🐧 2023 aarch64

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