ARE YOU A FUCKING CHUMP WHO THINKS YOUR README ISN'T WORTH SHIT? WRONG. THINK AGAIN.
THIS IS REAL SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT. WE AREN'T BANGING ROCKS TOGETHER OVER HERE, WE'RE BANGING 120V AC AND RAZOR-THIN SILICON WAFERS THAT CAN THINK TOGETHER. THEN WE'RE BANGING KEYBOARDS AND OUR FACES TOGETHER UNTIL THE MIRACLE PROGRAMS OF YOUR DREAMS ARE LITERALLY WILLED INTO EXISTENCE. EACH ONE OF THE MILLION TRILLION TRANSISTORS IN THE CPU THAT WE CAN CONTROL WITH OUR MINDS IS SMALLER IN NANOMETERS THAN THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS I GIVE THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR DOCUMENTATION UP TO DATE.
I GET IT. IN THE PLAYGROUND YOU CAME RUNNING OUT OF WITH YOUR SCRAPED KNEE AND BLOODY NOSE, NOBODY UPDATES READMES, BECAUSE IT'S TOO HARD AND EVERYTHING JUST MOVES TOO FAST TO KEEP IT UP TO DATE. FUCK YOU. TAKE YOUR COTTON CANDY ASS BACK TO NPM AND CRY INTO YOUR WEBPACK DOCUMENTATION. JUST BECAUSE THE LOBOTOMIZED IPHONE ZOMBIES WHO MAKE THE NEXT JAVASCRIPT-FRAMEWORK-DU-JOUR ON THEIR $2000 MACBOOK (THE ONLY COMPUTER POWERFUL ENOUGH TO INSTALL THE 300 GIGABYTES OF ASSCHEEKS SOMEHOW NECESSARY TO SHIT OUT YOUR TRASH SOFTWARE) HAVE TOO MUCH ADHD IN THEIR ADHD TO WRITE TWO FUCKING PARAGRAPHS EXPLAINING HOW TO STUMBLE AROUND THEIR EMOJI-VOMITING COMMAND LINE TOOL DOESN'T MEAN REAL SOFTWARE NEEDS TO BE HELD TO THE SAME BAY AREA FUCKBOY STANDARDS. MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS? HOW ABOUT YOU MOVE FAST INTO A DITCH AND BREAK YOUR NECK.
REAL MEN WRITE IN C++, THE ONLY LANGUAGE WORTH A 2 GRAM MOUSE SHIT BECAUSE IT ABIDES BY RULES WRITTEN DOWN IN WORDS INSTEAD OF VIBES SPAT OUT BY A $300 HAIRCUT. C++ SEPARATES THE PEOPLE WHO CAN READ FROM THE PEOPLE WHO NEED BING AI CORTANA COPILOT TO REGURGITATE PREDIGESTED GEEKS FOR GEEKS ARTICLES. C++ TRAINS YOU IN DISCIPLINE AND RIGOR, WHEREAS EVERY OTHER YUPPIE SOYJACK LANGUAGE DESIGNED BY PELOTON RIDING CANADIANS TRAINS YOU IN CHRONIC LEARNED HELPLESSNESS. IT'S OKAY BILLY, THE MEAN DATABASE CAN'T HURT YOU, WE MADE YOU AN ORM TO SHIELD YOU FROM THE REAL WORLD, FULL OF NASTY CONCURRENCY ISSUES AND FAILURE STATES!FUCK OFF AND DON'T COLLECT $20.
SO YEAH. I AM UPDATING THE FUCKING README. BECAUSE YOU SMOKED JOINTS AND ATE POP TARTS IN CLASS, AND THAT README YOU PUT NEXT TO THE TOILET TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH TURNS OUT TO BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU AND ANY OF THE 10 ZERO-VERSIONED RUST PROJECTS YOU'VE CONTRIBUTED TO OVER YOUR MEANINGLESS "CAREER".
ARE YOU A FUCKING CHUMP WHO THINKS YOUR README ISN'T WORTH SHIT? WRONG. THINK AGAIN.
THIS IS REAL SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT. WE AREN'T BANGING ROCKS TOGETHER OVER HERE, WE'RE BANGING 120V AC AND RAZOR-THIN SILICON WAFERS THAT CAN THINK TOGETHER. THEN WE'RE BANGING KEYBOARDS AND OUR FACES TOGETHER UNTIL THE MIRACLE PROGRAMS OF YOUR DREAMS ARE LITERALLY WILLED INTO EXISTENCE. EACH ONE OF THE MILLION TRILLION TRANSISTORS IN THE CPU THAT WE CAN CONTROL WITH OUR MINDS IS SMALLER IN NANOMETERS THAN THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS I GIVE THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR DOCUMENTATION UP TO DATE.
I GET IT. IN THE PLAYGROUND YOU CAME RUNNING OUT OF WITH YOUR SCRAPED KNEE AND BLOODY NOSE, NOBODY UPDATES READMES, BECAUSE IT'S TOO HARD AND EVERYTHING JUST MOVES TOO FAST TO KEEP IT UP TO DATE. FUCK YOU. TAKE YOUR COTTON CANDY ASS BACK TO NPM AND CRY INTO YOUR WEBPACK DOCUMENTATION. JUST BECAUSE THE LOBOTOMIZED IPHONE ZOMBIES WHO MAKE THE NEXT JAVASCRIPT-FRAMEWORK-DU-JOUR ON THEIR $2000 MACBOOK (THE ONLY COMPUTER POWERFUL ENOUGH TO INSTALL THE 300 GIGABYTES OF ASSCHEEKS SOMEHOW NECESSARY TO SHIT OUT YOUR TRASH SOFTWARE) HAVE TOO MUCH ADHD IN THEIR ADHD TO WRITE TWO FUCKING PARAGRAPHS EXPLAINING HOW TO STUMBLE AROUND THEIR EMOJI-VOMITING COMMAND LINE TOOL DOESN'T MEAN REAL SOFTWARE NEEDS TO BE HELD TO THE SAME BAY AREA FUCKBOY STANDARDS. MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS? HOW ABOUT YOU MOVE FAST INTO A DITCH AND BREAK YOUR NECK.
REAL MEN WRITE IN C++, THE ONLY LANGUAGE WORTH A 2 GRAM MOUSE SHIT BECAUSE IT ABIDES BY RULES WRITTEN DOWN IN WORDS INSTEAD OF VIBES SPAT OUT BY A $300 HAIRCUT. C++ SEPARATES THE PEOPLE WHO CAN READ FROM THE PEOPLE WHO NEED BING AI CORTANA COPILOT TO REGURGITATE PREDIGESTED GEEKS FOR GEEKS ARTICLES. C++ TRAINS YOU IN DISCIPLINE AND RIGOR, WHEREAS EVERY OTHER YUPPIE SOYJACK LANGUAGE DESIGNED BY PELOTON RIDING CANADIANS TRAINS YOU IN CHRONIC LEARNED HELPLESSNESS. IT'S OKAY BILLY, THE MEAN DATABASE CAN'T HURT YOU, WE MADE YOU AN ORM TO SHIELD YOU FROM THE REAL WORLD, FULL OF NASTY CONCURRENCY ISSUES AND FAILURE STATES! FUCK OFF AND DON'T COLLECT $20.
SO YEAH. I AM UPDATING THE FUCKING README. BECAUSE YOU SMOKED JOINTS AND ATE POP TARTS IN CLASS, AND THAT README YOU PUT NEXT TO THE TOILET TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH TURNS OUT TO BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU AND ANY OF THE 10 ZERO-VERSIONED RUST PROJECTS YOU'VE CONTRIBUTED TO OVER YOUR MEANINGLESS "CAREER".
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