Upgrading eslint blocked by plugin dependencies

[fungairino]

We can't upgrade eslint until all of our plugins work with ESLint v9

See failed PR upgrading typescript-eslint: https://github.com/pixiebrix/eslint-config-pixiebrix/pull/297

Plugins

• [ ] @shopify/eslint-plugin
  • https://github.com/Shopify/web-configs/blob/main/packages/eslint-plugin/package.json
  • https://github.com/Shopify/web-configs/issues/425
• [x] @typescript-eslint/eslint-plugin
• [x] eslint-config-prettier
• [x] eslint-config-xo
• [x] eslint-config-xo-typescript
• [x] ~eslint-plugin-eslint-comments~
  • [x] Replace with alternative: https://github.com/eslint-community/eslint-plugin-eslint-comments
• [ ] eslint-plugin-filenames
  • https://github.com/selaux/eslint-plugin-filenames/issues/54
  • [ ] Possible alternative: eslint-plugin-filenames-simple
    • https://github.com/epaew/eslint-plugin-filenames-simple/issues/705
• [x] eslint-plugin-import
• [x] eslint-plugin-jest
• [x] eslint-plugin-jsdoc
• [x] eslint-plugin-jsx-a11y
• [x] eslint-plugin-no-use-extend-native
• [x] ~eslint-plugin-node~
  • No longer maintained
  • [x] Replace with alternative: https://github.com/eslint-community/eslint-plugin-n
• [x] eslint-plugin-promise
• [x] eslint-plugin-react
• [x] eslint-plugin-react-hooks
• [x] eslint-plugin-security
• [ ] eslint-plugin-storybook
  • https://github.com/storybookjs/eslint-plugin-storybook/issues/157
• [ ] eslint-plugin-testing-library
  • https://github.com/testing-library/eslint-plugin-testing-library/pull/925
• [x] eslint-plugin-unicorn