Try to upgrade eslint and fix various dependency issues

eslint seems to require another file format now https://eslint.org/docs/latest/use/configure/migration-guide
Some of these plugins seem to have conflicting peer dependencies or no longer be in favor for some reason. At this point, GitHub's template for a Typescript action looks quite different and there is no good way to replicate these constant refactors into every action so I guess we're a bit on our own
Honestly this is frustrating. These tools are constantly changing, dependabot version bumps are rarely green, and these updates rarely add value. Consider if these tools are worth the time sink

poseidon / wait-for-status-checks