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@poulad
How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
@jharrilim
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!
@jharrilim
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
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@poulad
Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.
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@Anmolsharma3007
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
Did you hear about the movie called Constipation? Nope. Because it never came out.
@plaxamana
What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.
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@appdishes
A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.
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@AmanpreetBrar
Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
An Iranian with a UK accent is technically a Ukrainian!
@RezaDibaj
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
@jharrilim
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
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@appdishes
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
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