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Dadjokes #1

Open poulad opened 5 years ago

poulad commented 5 years ago

Wanna read some dad jokes? :man: :laughing:

Post a comment on this issue

And read a joke like this

Child: Dad! I'm hungry. Dad: Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.

Rate the jokes with :+1: or :-1:

poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@poulad

How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

jharrilim commented 5 years ago

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poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@jharrilim

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

jharrilim commented 5 years ago

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poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@jharrilim

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

poulad commented 5 years ago

Hola mundo

poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@poulad

Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.

Anmolsharma3007 commented 5 years ago

hello polu

poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@Anmolsharma3007

What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

plaxamana commented 5 years ago

Did you hear about the movie called Constipation? Nope. Because it never came out.

poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@plaxamana

What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.

appdishes commented 5 years ago

hi there

poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@appdishes

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

AmanpreetBrar commented 5 years ago

hola

poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@AmanpreetBrar

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

RezaDibaj commented 5 years ago

An Iranian with a UK accent is technically a Ukrainian!

poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@RezaDibaj

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

jharrilim commented 5 years ago

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poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@jharrilim

I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

appdishes commented 5 years ago

jhjhuj

poulad-userbot commented 5 years ago

@appdishes

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.