No, Java is Faster - Githubissues

Vagdedes commented 3 years ago

No, Java is Faster

retrooper commented 3 years ago

Yes

retrooper commented 3 years ago

Ik python is faster

retrooper commented 3 years ago

how do i delete logs, fuck

jwpjrdev commented 3 years ago

Idiots. Rust is faster than both of you fools.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaads commented 3 years ago

I exclusively write my plugins in the best language of all.

html

you fools have got nothing on me with your rusty dusty and your java wava

jwpjrdev commented 3 years ago

At least ours compile in under 20 minutes

retrooper commented 3 years ago

At least ours compile in under 20 minutes

This is why I use machine code... :man_facepalming:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaads commented 3 years ago

YOU CANT CLOSE THE TRUTH @Vagdedes

retrooper commented 3 years ago

VagDaddy is running away from the truth.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaads commented 3 years ago

this is truth

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaads commented 3 years ago

certified github truth

Vagdedes commented 3 years ago

Stop abusing GitHub, and I will buy you a good steak. Also, java is still faster

jwpjrdev commented 3 years ago

You mortals are using computers? I am using the language of the universe. Planet-based scripting. 1 planet is 1 byte.

zofiaclient commented 3 years ago

C++ is the slowest language

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaads commented 3 years ago

@retrooper OPEN THE ISSUE VAGDEDEDE CLOSED IT AGAIN FFS

Vagdedes commented 3 years ago

You mortals are using computers? I am using the language of the universe. Planet-based scripting. 1 planet is 1 byte.

quantum physics joined the chat

Vagdedes commented 3 years ago

sike

zofiaclient commented 3 years ago

😧😧😧😧

jwpjrdev commented 3 years ago

(see #2 for more information on the planet-based language)

retrooper commented 3 years ago

@jwpjrdev did you program the universe? if a planet is a byte.. what are humans? :c

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaads commented 3 years ago

@jwpjrdev did you program the universe? if a planet is a byte.. what are humans? :c

pain

Maxsimuss commented 3 years ago

brainfuck is faster than pithon u noobs

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaads commented 3 years ago

i too fuck brains @Maxsimuss

retrooper commented 3 years ago

LLVM bytecode is best.

jwpjrdev commented 3 years ago

@jwpjrdev did you program the universe? if a planet is a byte.. what are humans? :c

Nothing. Meaningless.

retrooper commented 3 years ago

@jwpjrdev did you program the universe? if a planet is a byte.. what are humans? :c

Nothing. Meaningless.

If humans take no storage in memory... thats sick.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaads commented 3 years ago

BUMP

get pinged

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