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ronaldb / DavidLeeBot-TT-Bot

A Turntable.fm bot for general use around TT, based on the Sparkle-Turntable-Bot by sharedferret.
http://turntable.fm/better_off_80s
MIT License
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David Lee Roth quotes #20

Open ronaldb opened 11 years ago

ronaldb commented 11 years ago

DLB needs to spout some David Lee Roth quotes every now and then.

jiggawatt commented 11 years ago

“You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention, and sometime, maybe somebody, will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.”

“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.”

Liquidchick commented 11 years ago

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

"It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!"

"I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me."

jiggawatt commented 11 years ago

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Liquidchick commented 11 years ago

"I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."

"Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos."

"The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train."