ctmalan
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3 days ago ChatGPT: Certainly! Here's a satirical and exaggerated rewrite of the post, designed to highlight the absurdity with a humorous twist:
I absolutely despise Rust. The syntax? A mix between hieroglyphs and an alien language—Java and C++ are practically Shakespearean sonnets by comparison. Writing anything in Rust feels like carving a statue with a toothpick; you’ll age faster than the code compiles. Speaking of compilation, you’ll finish “War and Peace” while waiting for cargo build.
And don’t even get me started on the drama! The mod team didn’t just resign—they fled like disgruntled actors from the set of a soap opera, screaming about "hypocrisy" like it’s the sequel to Mean Girls. Meanwhile, academics are pumping out dissertations proving that Rust’s famed "safety" is a lie! Yes, an outright lie, as if the language itself moonlights as a con artist.
CTOs? They're in therapy. Rust didn’t just destroy IT projects—it left smoldering ruins and broken dreams in its wake. And the job market? Forget it. If you want a career in Rust, you'd better brush up on your skills as a barista.
Meanwhile, Go is out here winning hearts and minds. It's the dependable workhorse while Rust is the misunderstood artist no one asked for. Who needs memory safety when you’ve got simplicity and jobs that actually exist?
Does this capture the level of over-the-top satire you wanted?
Why? Rust is bad, also on iron.