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the standup sketch #47

Open silky opened 3 years ago

silky commented 3 years ago

it's a standup-meeting, and you go around the room, and ask for daily status updates;

but midway-through the team responding, a human embodiment of npm is like "um, i've got a new major version; would you like to upgrade?", then the human embodiment of zsh asks "actually, would anyone mind if i check for updates?" and then the human embodiment of pip says "hey, while we're at it, did you know you're using an outdated version of pip?" and then the human embodiment of firefox pushes everyone over and says "sorry, i need to restart".