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the number series #9

Open silky opened 8 years ago

silky commented 8 years ago
  1. what does a german respond if you ask them if 6 is their favourite number? nien
  2. what is a repo man's favourite body part? the toe
  3. why did the number starve to death? because ate tea
  4. why did the british person think the german number was rude? because ninty.
  5. what number makes a piece of cake possible? pi
  6. i brought my roman friend to the sea and she said "meh, i've seen a hundred."
  7. what is the kayakers favourite number? zee-row

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