sindresorhus
commented
6 years ago (__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow
O__O
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow at Disneyland
\_|_/
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__)
~~ (oo)
~~~~ /-------\/
~~~~~ / | ||
~~~~~ * ||----||
~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~====
~~~~~~~~~/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amity Island
(Where Jaws was set, for those less educated)
*
\
\
|\
\ | \ (__)
\\|| \(oo)
\||\ \\/
~~ \||
\\ ||
\\||
\||
~~
\\_
\_
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
\ (__)
\\(oo)
/-----\\\/
/ | (##)
* ||----||"
~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes
(__)
(\/)
/-------\/
/ | 666 ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Satanic cow
(__)
($$)
/-------\/
/ |=====||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
This cow is a Yuppie
(__)
(**)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow in love
____
(____)
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
holy cow
o o
|__|
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
bill bixby
male relative
cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------vv
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
bela lugosi
cow
(__)
=(oo)=
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
boris karloff
cow
\^^^^^^^^\ (__)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)
*-----\_______\/\/
^_______/ --- \______^
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^
\______/
It's a bird...
It's a plane...
(___)
(o o)
\ /
\--O--/
// -----\
\\/_^{} /==V===[]
\_____\\//
\__/
//\\ The Boss
// \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
(__)
(oo)
/-------------------\/
/ | ||
* ||----------------||
^^ ^^
Stretch Cow
______________
| ADDY'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
| COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
|____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
______||_______
| EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
|_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
|| /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/-*
/ | || \
* ||----|| *
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/
Cow munching
on grass
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
)*)(\/* / *
\ |||/)|/()(
\)|(/\/|)(/\
Grass munching
on cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow in water
(__)
(oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow in trouble
(__)
(oo)
/--------\/
* o| ||
||----||
ooo^^ ^^
Cow taking
a shit
(__)
(oo)
/-oooooo-\/
* ooooooooo
ooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
Cow in deep
shit
* (__) * (__)
\ (oo) | (oo)
\-------\/ \-------\/
o o| || / ||
||----||>==/-----||
^^ ^^ ^^
Cow getting the shit
kicked out of her
U
/---V
* |--|
Cow at 100 meters.
.
Cow at 10,000 meters.
vv vv
||----|| *
|| | /
/\-------/
(oo)
(~~)
Australian Cow
vv vv
* ||----||
\ || |
\-------/\
(oo)
(~~)
New Zealand Cow
(__)
____ (oo)
/- --\/
/ | ||
* ||___-||
^^ ^^
Freshman Cow
After the "Freshman 15"
(__)
_---_(oo)
/- -\/
/| ||
* ||___-||
^^ ^^
Freshman Cow
After the "Freshman 20"
(__)
(OO)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt
(__)
(@@)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow who ate
psychadelic mushrooms
(__)
(xx)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow who used Jolt to wash
down psychadelic mushrooms
(__)
SooS
/------S\/S
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
This cow belonged
to George Washington
/\
/ \
(__) \ /
(oo) \/
/-------\/ /S
/ | || / S
* ||----||___/ S
^^ ^^
Ben Franklin owned
this cow
__
||
(_||_)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Abe Lincoln's
cow
(___)
( O )
/-------\ /
/ | ||V
* ||----||
^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and
the Argonauts met had this cow
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
\/--------\/
| |
||------||
^^ ^^
This cow lived with
Dr. Doolittle
(__)
[##]
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
This cow belonged
to Flash Gordon
(__)
(@o)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
/------- (__)
/ | || (oo)
* ||----|---\/
^^ ^
This cow belonged to
the Headless Horseman
(____)
(oo )
/-----------\ /
/ || | \/
/ || ||||
* ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\
This cow belonged
to Pablo Picasso
(____)
( O O)
/-----------\ /
/ || | \/
/ || ||||
* ||||-----||||
^^^^ ^^^^
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO OO
(__)
(oo)
/\/
/--/--
/ | `-.
* ||----||
OO OO
(__)
(oo)
\/-----
/ | `-.
* ||----||
OO OO
(__)
*_ *_ ( oo *_
\ (__) \ /\/ \ (__)
\.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____
||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
* (___) * (___)
\ (o o) \ (o o)
\-------\ / \-------\ /
| ||O | ||O
||,---|| ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Twins
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ ________
/ | ||_|/ O _______
* ||----| --
^^ ^
Cow Catcher
(__)
(oo)
/-------VV
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cownt Dracula
Cow
(__)
[@@]
<=|^^|=>
/--------- \/
/ | ||
/ | ||
* ||------||
^^ ^^
Francownstein
Cow
? (__) ?
? (oo) ?
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Where Cow
(__)
|\/|(oo)
/--| \--\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow bird
(__)
(--)
/-\/-\
/| |\
^ | | ^
| |
/----\
/ \ \
^ * ^
Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow trying out for a part
in the new JAWS movie
(__)
(DD)
/-------\/
/ | ||_\_/
* ||----|
^^ ^
Cow chugging brews and staring at
sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
( @@@ )
( @@ ) (------------)
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* )
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* )
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | ||
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
/ / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______ / /
/ / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
/-------\/ |
/ | ||^_|
* ||----|
^^ ^
Cow sheltering from English Weather
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
o==+--
| |\ \
| | \ \ ____________________
| \ \ \ | |
| \ \ \ | +------------+ |
| \ \ \ | | (__) | |
| \ \ \| | (oo) | |
| \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
| \ \| | | \/ \ | |
/---\ \ | +------------+ |
/ \ \| |
| | | |
\ / | |
\---/ | |
| |
--------------------------
( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker.
o o
|__|
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
bill bixby
male relative
cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------vv
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
bela lugosi
cow
(__)
=(oo)=
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
boris karloff
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) //
(oo)//
/-------\//
/ | |//
* ||----|
^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow
(__) (__)
(oo)===(oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Siamese cows
(__)
(oo)
/---------\/
/ | x=a(b)||
* ||------||
^^ ^^
Mathematical
Cow
(developer of
cow-culus)
o o
\ /
\ /
\__/
_______(oo)
/| ___ \/
/ | { }||
* ||{___}||
||-----||
^^ ^^
Television
Cow
(Cow-thode
Ray Tube)
(__) ^
(oo) /
_____\/___/
/ /\ / /
^ / * /
/ ___/
*----/\
/ \
/ /
^ ^
This cow does Disco
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
_____________________________
| |-------------|
| | ________ |
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | |
| JAIL | | |oo| | |
| | |__|\/|__| |
| | o |
| | ^ |
| | ] |
| | |
|_____________|_____________|
Some cows get in trouble...
==================
H H
H (__) H
H (oo) H __
H / \/ \ H / \
H | | | | H | STOP |
H D===b=----- H \ __ /
H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
H H ||
H H ||
H H ||
H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo)
| | ----\/
| | ||
**| | ---||
``'---------^^
Cow Hide
(__)
______(oo)_____
( _)_______(__) )
\ __________/
Cow Pie
\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__)
\\(oo)
/-----\\\/
/ | (##)
* ||----||"
^^ ^^
This cow plays bagpipes
(__)
(\/)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow from Beijing
(__)
(oo)
/-'''''-\/
/ |'''''||
* ||''''||
^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / /
* / / \ \ (__) \ \
/ (00) / /
\ /-------\/ \ \
/ / | || / /
\ \ * ||----|| \ \
/ / ^^ ^^ / /
Cow in Heat
(__)
/--------(00)
/ | |( )
* ||---- ||()
|| ||
^^ ^^
Cow Chewing Marbles
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* OO----OO
low rider cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO OO
Detroit cow
\__\
o (oo)
____\___\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO OO
Mustang cow
(__)
(oo)
*+-------\/
||______||
||----||
OO OO
pickup cow
(__)
(oo)
/---------------\/
/ | ||
* ||------------||
OO OO
li-moo-cow
(__)
(oo)
/----\/
/ ||
*-||----||
OO OO
fastback cow
\_||_~
(*||*)
/-------\||/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO }{
teenager's cow
.xxxx.
'(oo)`
/-----'-\/ `
/ | |============>
* ||----| (~)
~~ ~
Moo-ammar Cowdafi
armed and dangerous
(___)
(o o)
/-------\ /
/ | ||O
* ||,---||
^^ ^^
A Bull
(---)
( )
/-----\
| |
| | |
| | |
| * |
^^ ^^
Coward
(___)
(o o)
(-----) \ /
/ / \ O
* | O |
-----
Phone Bull
_______________________________
}__{ / What does @passy <3? \
(00) ( CROSSFIT )
:****** \/ ==='\________________________________/'
: # ##
##****##
"" ""
| |
| | (__)
| | (oo)
| | /-------\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| \______^^____^^___
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
/ \
Cow perched on a tree.
| | *
| | \ (__)
| | \ (oo)
| | -----------\/--
| | ----| |---
| | --------
| \_________________
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
/ \
Cow attempting to fly off a tree.
. /\ . .
. / \ . .
/ \ . . *
/ \ *
| (__) | . . **
. /| (oo) |\ **
/ | /\/\ | \ . . *
. / |=|==|=| \ . *
. / | | | | \ .
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ .
|______| ^^ |______| .
. (__||__) . .
. /_\ /_\ . . .
!!! !!!
The cow that jumped over the moon.
(__)
(xx)
__------\/
* ||____||
/ | |\
Hamburger
* (__)
\ (oo)
\-------\/
8-| ||
||----||
^^ ^^
Flying Cow
...---...
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^
David Copperfield's Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | 007 ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow licenced to kill
_--------_
|__________| BIG
XXXXXXXXXX MAC
__________
|_ _|
--------
Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__)
(oo) o /| /|/|_
/ \/ / / _ /
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_)
* ^ ^
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
/ '' ` )
| /|
| | | |
|_____|_|
//|| ||
* ww ww
Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Moo you gonna call...?
(__)
(00)
/------\/
/| ||
* ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses
(__)
(-o)
/------\/
/| ||
* ||----||
Flirtatious cow (winking)
(__) (----------)
(--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\/ (----------)
/| ||
* ||----||
Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* (__)
\ (oo)
\-------\/
/| |\
//||----||\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^
Cow walking
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ / \
* //------\\
^ ^
Cow jogging
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ \ /
* \\--//
^ ^
Same cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ \ \
* \\----\\
^ ^
Cow braking
(__)
(oo)
\/
____| \____
---/ --**
*____/ |___//
//--------/
//__
Cow marching
* (__)
| (oo)
o=o=o=|------\/
| |
||----||
^^ ^^
Cow pooing
Side Front Side back
(__) (__) (__) (__)
( oo (oo) oo ) ( )
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \
(__)
(oo)
----\/
||
---||
^^
Eric the half a cow
______
| |
| |
/-----^^^^^^
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
The unknown cowmic
(__)
($$)
/-------\/
/ | IRS ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Tax Accowntant
(___) (___) (___)
(0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
\ / \ / \ /
__[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
/_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===:
\OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/
Cowed Forces
\ _ /
- ( ) -
/ " \
(__)
________(oo)
/| \/
/ |_______||
* || ||
^^ ^^
Thomas Edison's cow
/\
/| | (__)
/ | | (oo)\
/____| | \/| \
/ \/ | \
__(_______ |||__ \
|__________| ||| ____\---*
Cow hearing his master's voice
) (
(____)
/ = = \ ~
(-O--O-) ~
( ) ~
/------- ||||||======
/ | || \/
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Groucho Moo-x
_
/ \
==' `==
8 O O 8
/------- ( )
/ | || \_/
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Chico
(__) ==========I
(oo) \ |||||| I
/-------\/ \ ||||| I
/ | ||__o=< \ |||| I
* ||----| \ ||| I
~~ ~ \ || I
Harpo
______________________ _______________________
| | | |
| (__) | | (__) |
| (oo) | | (oo) |
| /-------\/ | |---\/ /----|
| / | || | | || / | |
| * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
| ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ |
|--------------------| |---------------------|
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __
/___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
|___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
|_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
______________(__)_________________
/_______________(oo)_______________ /
| \/ ||
_|_ _||
/__/_______________________________/__/|
( ) ( )|
| |________________________________| | |
\_____________________________________/]
[] [] []
COW-CH
(__)
(oo)
\/
||
||
||
||
/------- /
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cowraffe
* *
\ /
\ /
/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/
/ (__) \ +----------+
| (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | |
|^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | |
| |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | |
| |-----//---------||----| | | |
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
^||^ ^||^ || ||
"COWCH POTATO"
----------
|\ \
| ----------
| | (__) |
\ | (oo) |
\ | \/ |
----------
Ice Cowbe
| (0x) ( )
p; | \/ ( )
W------
*---- ====;
\ /
\ |
\+ |
+
COWBOOOOOM!
+------------+ +
| B A T E S | (__) o
|C O R R A L | (**) /|
+------------+ \==/ / |
| | ( ) v
( )
( )
( )
( )
( )
| |
o o
Psycho Cow (with knife)
_______________________
|\ ^ ^ /|
| \ ^ ^ ^ / |
|(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)|
|(oo\ ^ /oo)|
| \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ |
|(__) \ / (__)|
\(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)|
\\/ (oo\ /oo) \//
\ \/ \ ^ / \/ /
\ (__)\ / (__) /
\ (oo) \^/ (oo)/
\ \/ :(__)\//
\ (__):(oo) /
\(oo): \/ /
\\/(__) /
\ (oo)/
\ \//
\:/
\ /
\_____________/
/\___________/\
Cow in / /\_________/\ \
trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \
/ / / / (__) /\ \ \ \
___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___
\ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / /
\ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /
\ \ \/_______\/ / /
\ \/_________\/ /
\/___________\/
/ \
/ \
(__)
(oo)
/--------\/
./ | |
|--W-----|
| | | |
^^ ^^
cow before weight
loss program
(__)
(oo)
/^^^^^^^\/
./ {^)))))_}
||`` ||
^^ ^^
cow after
the program
(______)
( o o )
/-----\ /
/ | |\/
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Conceited
Cow
(___)
( OO
______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______
| | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
| |____| |____| | | |__\/_| |
| | | |
| | (__) | |
| __________ | (oo) | __________ |
| | | | \/-------\ | | | |
| | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | |
| | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
| | (oo) | | (oo) | |
| \___\/___/ \___\/___/ |
| |
| |
( ______ )
( / \ )
( / \ )
( | | )
| | | |
| | | |
|_________________________|________|______________|
\ \
\ \
\ \
\ \ (__)
\ \ (oo)
/---\----\/
/ | \ ||
* ||---\-\\
~~ ~~
^^ ^^
\\_____//
|| |
/\------\
(oo) \
(--) *
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas
/
/
* (__) /
\ ( OO /
\---\___/\_|\=/>
| \===/>
| /______/ /
_________\\_\\_____/____________________
^ ^ /
/
/
Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
______________________
| |\
| (__) | |
| (oo) | |
| \/ | |
| / \ \ | |
///////// \_ \_/////// |
| | / | | (__)
| /++++++< | | _____(oo)
|==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
| * | \_\_ | | / | ||
_______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
cow-lliope in the circus parade
*
\
w \ w
\\ /\ //
\\/ \//
| |
|(__)|
\(OO)/
//\/\\
|| ||
||__||
/^^ ^^\
/ ======== \
/ \
|==============|
\ /
\ ======== /
\ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball
(__)
(oo)
\/
>--( )--<
/ \
>--- {} ---<
v /\ v
| (oo) |
\(^^)/
| |
| |
/ \/ \
| \ |
^ / ^
*
Cownilingus
(__)
(oo) ____________________
/-------\/ | |
/ | |\ / | o o o o o o |
* ||----| / ======================
^^ ^ || ||
Cowncillor his cowch
-'`- "Here's
( oo ^ mooing
/\_|-- at you,
| \ \__ _ kid!"
| \___['
| ||
|____|-
| |
~ ~
humphrey cow-gurt
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\
/ | || =================== || | \
* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^
A game of cowntract bridge
(__)
(oo)
/ \/ ____________
/ \===^__| |
_|___ /\ |______________|
|=====| | | |
*I I| | | |
I I^ ^ | |
wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
----------------------
(__) | \-/ \-/ || |
(oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| |
/-------\/ ----------------------
/ | || | \-/ | | | |
* ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| |
^^ ^^ ----------------------
Just a humble cownoisseur
(__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
(oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
\/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
\/
a cownfluence
(__( .-<
(oo) |
___\/___|
| | |
| | |
>-' | |
*----/\
/ \
/ \
^ ^
Egyptian Cow
_______
| | |
|___|___|
|\_____/|
| |
|_______|
_ | _ |
/-------// |--(_)--|
/ | || |_______| (__)
* ||----|| | | (++)
^^ ^^ |_______| \/
Marie Antoinette's Cow
\(:)/
(o|o)
/-----\_/
/| |
^ ||----||
^^ ^^
Klingon Cow
__
(^\/^)
\oo/
/-----\/
/| |
V ||----||
^^ ^^
Vulcan Cow
_
________|@|________
| POLICE BOX |
|---------------|
|_______| / |
|| | || | |
||-----|| | |
||__|__|| | |
| ___ | | |
| |___| | | |
| _____ | (__)
|| || (oo) ---------
|| ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
|| ||B-9 \ | ---------
||_____||______\|
|_______|_______|
a Certain Time Lord's Cow
----------------
(__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
( ----0 ----------------
_\/_
/oooo\---O
/oooooo\
/oooooooo\
/oooooooooo\
/____________\
a Dalek Cow
(___) "Moo have twenty
|===| seconds to comply."
________\_/ /
| | |
# ||______||
|| ||
^^ ^^
RoboCow
@ @
@@@ @
@@ @
Pffii @@@@ @@
___________D @@@@@@
|________ | _______
(__) | / \ /
( oo /~| | __ \ /
/\_|// | | / \ | |
_/____/__| | | | | |
| ___/-----------------_| (__)
| / \ \ \ `(oo)
| / \ | | |\/
| | O | / / __ /
|----| |-----------/ \-\\\
\ / | o | \\\
________\___/____________\__/____\\\___________
Cow Express
o _____________
/\ / \
[__] ( take off, eh! )
(oo) ----'\_____________/
/-------\/
/ | ||__|
* ||----| U
^^ ^
Canadian Cow
o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
O ) ( ) ( ) (
o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
/------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
__________ (___)
/| `(0 0)
/ | \ /
* |||----|||-/ *
||| |||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow
___
_/...\ *==\ ________________
/::::::\ (/_\) / \
|:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
/-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/
/ | | | | 0 ___/
* | _ |_| _ |
|| --+_+- ||
-- --
| |_ | |_
|____| |____|
Santa Cows
/\
/ O\
/ , \
/ O \
-/ , \-
/ O \
/, , \
/ O O \
-/ , \-
/ O , \
/ , O ,\ (__)
/ O , O \ (oo)
/ O \-\/
------------------||
||/ ||----||
|| ~~ ~~
Merry Cow-ristmas
_ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
/ |~ |~ \
| |~ o| |~ o| |
/ \ o| o| /
/ \ /
/ / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
/ / .
/* *\ / ./\.
/\ /\ .//.\.
**** **** .///\\\.
(oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
/-------\/ \/-------\ ||
/| || || |\ ~~
* ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Christmas Cowols
O
O O O
O *
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
_____________________| |_____ /||o\
/______________________________\ /|o|||\
~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
/-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| |
-------------------------------------------------
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| |
-------------------------------------------------
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| |
-------------------------------------------------
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| |
-------------------------------------------------
Andy Warhol Cow
II
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
|\ `v' \ + II (00)
| \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
|\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
| \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\
\ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
(\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\\ ^
/__\\ |
_ (o o) |
/ \ /\_/\ /
| /|I I|
^/ |I I|
| |I I|
| |I I|
| |_____|
^ *^
cow giving forgiveness
(__)
( oo _
/\__|( ) _
| \==//=(_) *POW!*
| ====
| |
/| _ \
/ / / \ \
* || ||
||_ ||_
Moo-hamid Ali
(__)
(oo)
/-\/-\
/ \
| |
| |
/ \
/__________\
\\
(_)
Cow Bell.
_/\_
_______(oo)
/| \/
/ |______||
* || ||
^^ ^^
Mayflower cows
(__)
(oo)
/--------------- \/
/ ( !S M T W T F! )
/ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )
* ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )
( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )
(+-+-+-+-+-+-+)
|| ||
|| ||
^^ ^^
"COWLENDAR"
(__)
(oo)
/ ------------- \/
/ ( |7 8 9 +| )
* ( |4 5 6 -| )
( |1 2 3 X| )
( |C 0 = /| )
^---------^
|| ||
|| ||
^^ ^^
"COWCULATOR"
/\
/ \ __
DOCTOR _/__\_
MOO/ /=(OO)
\/ --/==-\/==\
/ | \==|| \==\ ///
* ||-|==|| \==\/==/
~~ ///~~ \===/
Gallifreyan Cow
________ ------
|__| | |====|
(oo) * | v|
/-------\/ |^^ *|
/ | || ------
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Straight out of Cowllege
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||\
^^ ^^ \
\
|
|
|
|
|
___________\|/___________
Cow-a-flower
# #
\\ //
\\ //
\ --- /
| |
| |
| |
/ \_/ \ (__)
// \\ <--(xx)--#-
// \\ /\
Cow at butcher's party
___--------___
/ . . . \
|\/ . (__) . \/|
|| . . (oo) . . ||
|/\ . \/ . /\|
\___ . . ___/
---------
Cow in a haggis
___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) |
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo |
_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________
| |
| _____ _____ |
|___| |________________________| |____|
|___| |___|
Cow-pooling
* (__)
\ (oo)
\-------\/
| ||
||----||
(oo) (oo)
rollerskating cow
(__)
( )
( /* )
| |
^ ^
Dairy-Air
__
(__)
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
East Indian Cow
o oo o
\||/
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Injun Cow
(___)
(o o)
/$$$$$$$\ /
/ $$$$$$$|O
* ||w---||
^^ ^^
Cash Cow
(___)
(o o)
/------------\ /
/ | #-#
* | |||
||--------|||
^^ ^^
Orville Redencow
PRISON# # # # #
# # # # #(_#) #
# # # # #(o#) #
# #/-#--#--#-\# #
# # |# # #||# #
# *# |#--#--#||# #
# # ^# # #^^# #
( )
||| |||
(O O)
/------------\___/
/ | |||
/ || |||
* ||----------|||
^^ ^^
(__)
/ oo ______
| /\_| | \
| |___ | |
| ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | |
\ | |_____
\|________|
CompuCow
(__)
/ @@ ______
| /\_| | \
| |___ | |
| ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | |
| |_____
*____/|________|
CompuCow After an All-niter
(__)
/ -- ______
| /\_| | \
| |___ | |
| ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | |
| |_____
*____/|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard
(__)
/ .\/. ______
| /\_| | \
| |___ | |
| ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | |
\ | |_____
\|________|
CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\
\\
/ \
/ \
\ \
\ \(__)
*--> (oo)
/ / \/
/ /
\ /
\ /
//
//
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow
\\
\\
/ \
/ \
\ \
\ \(__)
*--> (oo)
o / / \/
/ /
o \ /
\ /
//
o //
Stealth cow on bombing run
___
/ \ ( ) Happy
| \ |--| Mooosic!
| | \ /__
+----------+ __oo| \
|Steinway &|_ \/| |
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|
| | | / /
o o o | |
Chopin'ing Cow
(__)
(oo)
/ -\/
/ ||
* ------||
| ^^
||----
^^
TeX cow
(__)
>----(oo)---->
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Steve Martin's cow
(__)
(oo)
______ ______\/
__|______\__/____/\\[}
/ --- \\ ---
|[] / \ \ / / \
| @ | \____/ | @ |
\ / \ /
--- ---
COW-ASAKI
+=============================+
| F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
(__)| +-----+ |
(xx)| | ___ | |(__)
\/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
| |==|==| | \/
| |==|==| |
------------------------------------
Cows behind bars
(__) o o
(oo) o o
/-------\/==o o
/ | || ____
* ||----|| |__|
~~ ~~
Cow blowing bubbles.
__// \__
/^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\
/( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\
/ \ // | / \ | \ / \
/ \ O/ \O // \
( )/\ //\( )
/\ // \ /\
/ / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \
* \( )/ *
\_ _//
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|\__|\
| 00 |
\---<( -- )>---/
\ |--| /
\__/ \--/
( )
| |
--------
|| ||
nn nn
Cow after learning that
the vice president has a
lower IQ than he does
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/ \/
(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
Cownting...
(__,
(+o)
/-----#-----\'
/ | Cownucks|| \
}}--------}} \ o
== == --
This cow plays hockey
/.
moo /`'\ .
(__) MOO! ` / ./ \..
(oo) / ../ .' \.
/-------\/ ../ / ../ \
/ | || ./ ./ ./ \
* ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.
-------^^----^^----- & .../ ../ ../ \
\ / / /
Ech-cow (echo)
________________
^__^ / \
(oo) ( Milk is logical. )
/-------\/ --'\________________/
/ | ||
* ||W---||
^^ ^^
Mr Spock's cow
(__)
(--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
__ \O//
/ ==s)\_____
*--/|_/-----/ OO COW
|__ __ II JOYRIDES
O O o o / \-----/ \
\__/ \__/
* . . ,
. . * . .
. *
\ / , (__) , ,
- * - ( . |
. / \ , . \/ . - -
. / \\ , |
, * * / /\\
. /\\ / . .
* . / \\ .
_|_ , . , / , *
| . , . * , . .
. , . . . * .
The Milky Way
(__)
(oo)
/\/\
Cocown (\==/)
\<>/
\ / ________________________________
\/ / \
(__) /\ | At times likes these you |
(oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
_\/_ // O \________________________________/
* ( ) // O
\ (\\ // o
\( \\ ) o
( \\ ) /\
___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__
|\__[=======______//________)__\
\|_______________//____________|
||| || //|| |||
||| || @.|| |||
|| \/ .\/ ||
. .
'.'.`
COW-OPERATION
(_ ~ - _) / ~
( - - | =s
O | *
| O \ \ - |
| \ |
- - |
)
Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
(__) _______________*
(xx)-\ \
\/ /-\___________\--\
Boneless Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | |
* ------
No leg cow (ground beef)
---_
/| \
/ |\ \_ (__)
* ||\ (oo)
~~ \____ \/
Two leg cow (lean beef)
(__)
(oo)
\/
/ / \\
/ /\\
/\\ /
/ / \\
/
/ *
|\
/ | \ /
\\ \
/ \\ \
/ \\___\
/ \\
/ \\
/ / / \\
/ \\
/ / \\
/ \\
/ \\
\\
===============================O===========
===========================================
O) O)
The dreaded cowtapult
\___/
(0 0)
\ /
v
|
<-------|------->
|
|
__|__
\/ \/
\/ \/
\/ \/
__|__
\ /
|\ /|
| V |
| |
| |
W W
Stick Cow sunbathing
at Malibu wearing a
special cow bikini.
(___)
(___)
( )
| |
| |
(___)
\_*
TOP VIEW
** ((__))
\\ ((oo))
\\------\\//
|| ||
|||----|||
^^^ ^^^
Cow during an
Earthquake
(( _ _
( D\ (_)(_)____
_______\__| | MOOTV____(
/| || _/\____/
/ ||____| \/^ / \
* || | O O
^^ ^
"Moo-vie Camera"
(___) (__)
(0 0) (oo)
/-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\
/ | || / || | \
* ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
(The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
______________________________________________________
| |
_______ | |
/ _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
/ /(__) || | |
________/ / |OO| || | |
| |-------|| | |
(| | -.|| |_______________________ |
| ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\
\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/
| () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
\__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
"The Moo-vers are here!"
-- (__)
*--- - (QQ)
- \------\/
--- | |
- ||()--||
oo oo
Roller Cow
* (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)
\ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-)
\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
| // | // | // | ||
||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cows in polonaise
{___}
( * )
/--------\Q/
/ | ||
* ||-----||
-- --
Smoking 1-eyed cow
\ /
\__/
(--)
/--------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
-- --
Cow w/ rabbit ears
(*) (*)
(__) ^ ^ (__)
(oo) | | | @(oo)@
[..] | = | [..]@@
\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@
|| ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== ||
|| ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ||
||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
|\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
| \ | | | | / |
= * = = = = * =
cows having candlelight dinner
( ** )
|e e|
\ / ____*===*______*
OO * Givenchy *\
| * * * \
/**************** *
// *************
|| || \_/||
|| || || ||
v| v| v| v|
Haute Cowture
(___)
(o o)
__\_/__
//^^*^^\
/ * \
/ | * | \
\ |=====| /
"|_____|"
| | |
| | |
|_|_|
^ ^
COWNT
*
| (__)
| __(oo)
\===== |\/
_|_/ \_
-//\-----/\\
\_/ \_/
-----------------
Cowazaki
______________________________
/ \
( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
\________________ ____________/
) )
(__) //
(__) (oo) / (___)
/(oo)---\/ (o o)
/-------\/ || \ /-------\
/ | ||----|| O|| | \
* ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull
()
( )
( __ )
(oo)
/-------/||||
/ | || |||
* ||----|| |
^^ ^^
Ayatollah Cow-manhi
/--------------------/
/ | || / (__)
* ||----|| /-----------(oo)
^^ ^^ \/
Network Virtual Cow
(with separate frontend and backend)
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||---->
* ||----||
___/ ___/
Cow waterskiing
|====|
\oo/
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cowcatcher
(Major league)
/\
{__}
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | + ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Sacred Cow
__
_[__]_
/(oo)\
/------@\/@
/ | |@@
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Hasidic Cow
(__)
>(==)
/-\/-\
/( )\
^ ( ) ^
( )
/----\
/ \ \
^ * ^
Cow-a-bunga
)__(
(oo)
\/-------*
|| | \
||----|| \
vv vv
Reverse Polish Cow
_____ _________________
/ \ / \
( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
\__ _/ \_____ __________/
( ( ) )
\\ //
\ (__) /
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
COWculator
O (___) ||
| (o o) ||
(no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- ||
|\/| O | ||
| | | ||
/ v-' ||
/==========|
// ||
,------._(__) || ||
* | \ ( oo || ||
vv====>----=\/====vv |===========|
COWTOW
^^ ^^
* ||----||
\ | ||
\-------/\
(oo)
( )
><
( )
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Bi-cow molecule
() ()
()()
(oo)
/-------UU
/ | ||
* ||w---||
^^ ^^
Eh, What's up Doc?
(__)
_____| oo |
/ |
/ |
/____________|
^^ ^^
Cow dressed up
as ghost
for Halloween
(__)
|oo|
/----|-|__|-|
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow dressed up
as Frankenstein
For Halloween
(__)
(oo)
__[_]__\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Portable Cow
|\/|
(oo)
/-------VV
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Lycownthropy
(__)
>(==)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cow-a-bunga
|^^^^|
| |
@| Oo
| ._>
\ /
/---------
/ | ||
* ||-----||
^^ ^^
Bart Simpcow
________________
// (__)(__)||(__)\\
// (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\
// \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\
/ ============||=======\\
(| |- ||- ||)
|________|_____||________||/
\-( O )----------( O )--/
--- ---
Cowpool
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ //____\\
* // \\
***********
**** ***
*** *
****o
******
***
*** *
*** ***
******
Cow jumping over the moon
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/___()~
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow smoking a pipe
o o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o
(__) o o o o o o
(oo) o o o o o o
/-------\/___() o o o o
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe
* * * o @ ~ *
* * * , o * * *
(__) * * * . * o
(oo) * * ) . *
/-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ *
/ | || (
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow star-gazing
@@@@@
@@\0 0/@@
(o o)
** |U| **
***( )***
// \ / \\
// *** \\
*******
***********
***************
*******************
*********************
*********************
Cow Belle
(__)
(oo)
/------\ /
/ | |\/
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow feeling
pissed off
* (__)
\ (OO)
\-------\/
/ \\
//------\\
^^ ^^
Cow who's just
seen a McDonalds
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
WWWWWWWWWWWWW
Cow standing in
long grass
(__) s
(@@) s
/-------\===
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow SMOKING
grass
(__)
/------(xx)
* \ /\/
===----====
Dead cow
* )__(
/ (oo)
\--___--\/
| |
/\----/ \
^ ^ ^ ^
Mad Cow
(__)
(00)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Norwegian cow
-\ /-
'\/'
(oo) _________
/------- \/ | \ /|
./ | , | - -X- - |
|------| |/______\_|
--|------|---------|-------
/---------------------------\
/ __ \\
// / \ __ \\\
/// / \ \\\\
Highland Cow
________ \
|########| \
|########| \
--------\ \
(__) | \
(oo) | \ ______________________
\/ | | |
/+++\ o | |
/+++++\ | ____ |
~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | |
/ ii \ \ | \ W.C.| |
~~ ~~ \ | ---- |
\ | |
\ | |
In"cow"tinent \|------------------------
___________________________
| | (__) \
| | (oo) |
| | /-------\/ \____
| | / | || ____) Cow'ndom
| | * ||----|| /
| | ~~ ~~ |
| |___________________________/
/-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __
/ | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| |
| | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_
|--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |----
| | | | |
+---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----
Cow-st liner
_-_
(__) [ ]
(oo) /-_-
\/-------/
|| |
||----||
~~ ~~
(__) *
(oo)
/-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
/ | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
* ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
_-_
[ ] (__
-_-\ (
\--------
| ||
||----||
~~ ~~
Andrei Ag-cow-si
(__)___________________________________________________________(__)
(oo) (oo)
\/_____________________________________________________________\/
Cowaxial Cable
(__)
( V V )
(>O O<)
( A A )
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Tammy Fae Baker's cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
| \ | \
V> V> V> V>
Imelda Marcos' cow
++ ++
+||---||+
(__) | 1 2 3 |
(oo)O | 4 5 6 |
/-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 |
/ | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # |
* ||----| +-------+
^^ ^
Cattle call
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/__
/ | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/
* ||----| \_____/
^^ ^
Cow punch
(__) /
(oo) /
-\/-/
/\__/_|
/ /
| /
\ _ /
| |
^ ^
Cow Ripken
_
/ \
| + |
|___|
(o o)
/-------\ /
/ | ||O
* ||,---||
^^ ^^
Papal Bull
___ ___
\ \ \ \
(___) ___\__\__\__\__
(o o) | O O O O O O|
--\ /----+-------------+-------/
| O /
\ /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steerage
v v
/ (___) \
| (o o) |
\_\ /_/
| O |
| |
/~~~\
/ \
~~|~~|~
| |
\ \
Le Bullet Russe
(___) _____
(- -) / zzz |
/-------\ / ---<______/
/ | ||O
* ||,---||
^^ ^^
Bulldozer
|
|
|
|
|
|
|## (__) m m
| ## (oo) / /
| ## |\/ / /
| ## | / / m m
| ## \ \ / /
| ## \ / /
| ## \ / /
| ## \--
| ## |
| ## --*
|____________##_______________
##
##
##
##
##
##
##
##
##
##
Cow-sine wave
==================================
= =
= _____ =
= ______ / \ =
= / \ | \ =
= / ||\ (__) =
= (__) __ || \ (oo) =
= (oo) / \||(__) \/ =
= \/ (__) ||(oo) =
= (oo) || \/ =
= \/ || =
= || =
= || =
= || =
= || =
= || =
= || =
= || =
= =
= cow-cow nut =
= =
= =
==================================
(__)
(--)
/-------\/ O--------O_
/ | || /| :: |_)
* ||w---|| * O--------O
~~ ~~
Cow tipping
*
(__) ________ * *
(oo) ====________| * *
/-------\/ /\
/ | || / \ *
* ||----|| / \
~~ ~~ / \
A Cowsmologist
\ / _
/\/______\/
| (__)
*---|______(^^)
\/
Cowt-of-order
(Me-cow-nical failure)
/\
/ \
/(`')\
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Cowloon
` `_______ ` `
`/_/_|_\_\ `
` |(__) `
` |(oo) `
` ` J \/ `
Cow in Bergen, Norway
(Rains 300+ days a year)
(___) ________
.____ (o o) / \
/ \ / --| UGGGGH! |
/ || O \________/
/ / ||
/ / ||
/_____/__, ||
*------'---------' ~~
Sitting Bull
________________________________________________
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
%% %% %% %%
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
|| || _ (_) \o/ || ||
|| || /|_|(_) | || ||
____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____
The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
vicious beasts...
_
| \
| \ (__)
*----|---------------(oo)
| ______ |\/
|___/ /_____|
/ / \____/ / /
/ > > /
> >
Stealth Cow
*
vv vv /
||____M__||/
|| ||
/\||_______||
(Xx)
(--)
Dead Cow
(__)
(oo)
\/
/\
//\\
o/||\o
//o||\\\
o///||o\\o
||
=====
A Christmas Cow-el
(__
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow owned by
Vincent Van Gough
(__) (__) | | (__)
(--) (--) | | (--)
/-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\
/ | M |----< o / | L |----<T I>----| D | \
* ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| *
^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^
| |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
( )
(oo)
##########\/
# ######## #
* # ###### #
# # # #
Mosscow
(__)
/(oo)\
/ \/ \
/ /\ \
/ / \ \
| | | |
| | | |
|___| |___|
Cowderoys
( )
(oo)
/---*-.---\/
/ |* . * .||
* ||------||
~~ ~~
Cow w/ cowpox
__
(oo)
/-------\/
: ::
::----::
^^ ^^
Boris Cowlile
_____
<_____>
(==) |
/------\/- *
/ | | \/|
* | |
|===|===|
^^ ^^
Cow on Graduation day
/
/
(__) /
<`'> /
\/ /^
#=======> |
( )==/
I____I
,---( _ ) .
/ || \_=======||
||
||
==
The Ninja Cow
\ | /
\ | /
_____ ___ _____
_ /(o o) \
(_)------/---\ / \
| ||
||----||
oo oo
heli-COW-pter
* (__)
\ (oo)
\---------------\/
| 0.0 |
|---------------|
| C CE ^ - |
| 7 8 9 + |
| 4 5 6 * |
| 1 2 3 / |
| 0 . = |
| ||
||-----------||
^^ ^^
Cow-culater
________(__)_
|COW-SIO (oo) |
| _______\/ |
| |_________| |
| |
| C = / * |
| 7 8 9 - |
| 4 5 6 + |
| 1 2 3 |
| 0 . = |
|_____________|
Cow-culator
(_--_)
/*__*\
* __|(oo)|_
\/--( \|==|/ )
| \ /
\ \ | | | |
| |-\ /-\ /
^ ^ ^ ^
NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
/ | || / | || /| || /| ||
* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
COW-comitant
_____________
| |
| INDIANA 45 |
| | |
| PURDUE 52 | |
|_____________| |
______|====\
\/\/\/ \\
\/\/ \\
\\
\\
(__) __ \\
(oo) /)(\ \\
* / \/_/~\__/ ||
\ / __/~ ||
\/ / ||
| _/ ||
| | ||
~ ~ ------
Hoosier
Cow
.
.
(___) .
(o o) .
\ / .
Q..
smokin' cow
.
.
(___) .
(- -) .
\ / .
Q..
waisted cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ 5+2=?
/ ! !!
* !!----!!
^^ ^^
cow who cow'nts
(__) (__)
(00) ( )
/----------------\/ \/---------------\
/ | | | | \
* ||-----------|| |||----------||| *
^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^
SIDE VIEWS
_- --/ - `\
_________/_________
" /|
(__) ` /_| _ -
|@@| |
\/`--------.__/
| /
//`---\/||
|| ||
Helicowpter
^ (___)
^ |*-*|
^____ _ \o/`-\
\ / U |
\/\ | /
| //
| C/
\---/
|/\ |
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
Cool Cow
(__)
(oo)
/---------------------\/
/ | | | | | ||
* ||--||--||--||--||--||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowterpillar
(__) |
($$) |__
/-------\/---||
/ | | ||
* ||----| --
Yuppie cow with
mobile phone.
/---------o*o
/ | ||
* ||-----||
^^ ^^
Cow that was captured
by head-shrinkers
((( ))))
(( ( )))
( ( ) ) )
( ( ( ))))
( ( / ) ) )
( ( \\ ) ) )
( : // ) )
: :
: : O
: :
: :
: : (__)
: : (oo)
: : ----\/
: : ::
: : ---::
------------^^
Newton's Cow
(aka Mooton)
( ) I'm a cow, man !
^^^^^ /
| | _/
O O /
\ C / -
~
/ \
/ | | \
( | | )
\ \___/ /
W/ \W
/|_n_|
/ || ||
| () ()
* || ||
VV VV
Bart Cow
__
>(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
MAGIC DESISION
MAKING COW.
) (
( o)\
* \o /
\ \/-----\
\----- || \
$ | --|| *
||-vv-- ~~
~~
Pablo Picowsso
+
O O
o_o_o
(___)
(___)
(___)
( 00
\_ |
\_o
King Cowles II
______
: Oui? :
_______ `v-----'
: Nee! : (__)
`------v' (oo)
/-------\/
/ : ::
* ::----::
^^ ^^
Belgian Cow
(__)
(--)
/--------\/
/ \ | \__
* /__-------__|
~ ~
Cow resting
___()
COW ------------| o\
| )O-------------- MOO
-----|____/ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
X
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ ___() \
-----| o\ \
| |O-------------- ~MOO
BULL ---------- |____/
Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
(____)
\( )
|\( )
\ \( )
\ \( )
|\ \( )
| \ \( )
\ \(____)
\|_o_o_|
| |
| |
cow chip
( )
\ /
\___/
(o o)
/-------------\o/
/ | ||
* ||-,--------||
|| ||
~~ ~~
Texas Longhorn Steer
(__)
(oo)
_______\/
/
/ | ||
* ||-__-||
^^ ^^
Pregnant Cow
(__)
(oo)
/---------\/
/| | ||
* |__|-----||
|| ||
cow-boy
(__)
(oo)
---------\/
/ | ||
//____\-----||
* || ||
cow-girl
iiiiIiiii
'|o o|`
________\_/
/ | |
# ||ww____||
|| ||
~~ ~~
Happy Hannucow!
\_
\
_____) \___
__/ \__
_/ \
/ ____ ( )
/ / __/ \__ |o o|
/| ||_/ \ \ /
^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^
// / | ||
[][] [][]
Sha-MOO
^
| **~~~~~~~
| **~~~~~~~
(__) | ~~~~~~~~~
(oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
\/ |
/( \/|
( ) |
/~\ |
Patriotic Cow
/\
/ \
/ \
| |
/ * * \
/ ** * \
/ * ** \ **
/ * * \ ** **
. . . | | * * <--- the world
. . / **** \ * *
. . . / * * \ ** **
. . . / **** \ **
. / * * \
. | |
. / **** \
. / * \ . .
. / **** \ . .
/ * \ . .
/ **** \
| | . . .
| **** |
| * * | . . .
| **** | . . .
| * * | . . .
|------------------------------| . .
| (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . .
. /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\
/ | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . .
. / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ .
. / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ .
/ USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ .
|______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| .
. (______________||______________) . .
. /_\ /_\ . . .
!!! !!!
The herd shot 'round the world.
(__)
(++)
/____O/
/| ||
* ||--||
~~ ~~
This cow belongs to
Mr. Bill
(_ _)
___ (o o)
_- -_( )
/- O O
/ | ||
* ||-___-||
~~ ~~
This cow belongs to
Rosanne Barr
(__) (__) "slurp"
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || \__/ || | \
* ||----|| | | ||-----|| *
~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~
cowoperation
_________(__)___
| -------------- |\
/|| || \
/ ||milkfat 1% || \
* * ||______________|| /
* |________________|/
* || ||
* ~~ ~~
*
----------------------
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
----------------------
personal cowmputer
(oooo)
oo( -0 )oo
/ ------------ \/
/ | |
/ | ----\_/ |
> < ||| |||
||| |||
~~ ~~
Wendy Wellesley Cow-
/|
/ |
/ |
|/ |
\ |
/| // (__)
/ /\// (oo)
| | / /-------\/
| / / | ||
| / * ||----||
| / ^^ ^^
|/ breacowt!
@
(__) (__) _____/
/| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ *
_o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * -
/_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * -
[_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * -
\__/ \__/
Cow-mobile
(())
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Don King cow
(())
(OO)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Don King cow after
getting electric shock
||||
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Buckwheat cow
(Otay? Otay!)
/\
/ \
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
"Conehead" cow
__
(oo)
/------\/
/| |
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Sinead O'Connor Cow
o o
O Moo!!!!
ghost-cow
Cow-nty Police Officer
[___]
(o o)
/------------\-/
/ | ||^ |V
| | <**> |
* -----/\------
|| O O ||
|| ||
|| ||
oo oo
(With gun and Handcuffs)
(__)
/\/\_(oo)
// ==
/ | /\/\||
* || ||
^^ ^^
Camel cow
\ /
\ /
\ (__) /
\ /\/\_(oo) /
\ // == /
\ / | /\/\|| /
\ * || || /
\___^^____^^_____/
Sillycow-valley
___ __ __
(( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__)
\\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo)
,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/
( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // ||
`-----//--|| `-----//--||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
beecows
_
(__) //
_(oo) //
/----/ \\/ //
/ ||-- ( ) ====
* || \_( ) //
^^ ^ ^
Cownan the barbarian
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
sliced cow
(__)
(oo)
/-----------------\/
/ | /qwertyuiop \||
* || asdfghjl; ||
|| zxcvbnm,./ ||
^^ ^^
keyboard-cower
( )
(oo)
/--------\/
/ || ||
* ||------||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
^^ ^^
high cow
( )
(oo)
/--------\/
/ || ||
* ||------||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
^^ ^^
very high cow
| | | |
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
|| || * ||------||
|| || \ || ||
|| || \--------/\
|| || (oo)
^^ ^^ ( )
broken very high cow
__
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/____)
/ |______ | |
|| || __
____||_____||_____/ _______
Ge-cow-logist
(__)
(oo)
< vv >
/ \
/| |\
/ |( )| \
/ ||""||\ \
/___||__||_*_\
~~ ~~
Cownt Dracula
(__)
* ` (OO)'
\_/-------\/ `
|| ||_. `
%_/ ~-----\
~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
// // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\
Cow on a hot tin roof
( )
(00) //
___ \/___//
/---\_/---\
------------------
l l
l___________l
l ll ll l
l v v l
- -
A 'cow'ntant
(__)
oo )
_!_/_
!--!-\___/ !\
!__! ! ! \
\___/
/ W \
! !
! !
Cow from
Velke Popovice Brewery
\ ,_________________./ /
-/.__________________ -
\ (__) / \
\ (oo) /
\.\/./
| |
* | |
/ | |
o / / / \'
/|\/' | \
______/_\_________________|______\ _____
^ ^
David and Cowliath
.
. .
. . . __ __
. ||______________________||
. . || __________________ ||
/ || | (__) | ||
. . / || | (oo) | ||
| -|| | _\/_ | ||
. . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
(\ |\-----------------------\
. (\ || \_______________________\
\|| | |
. \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
\ | |-----------| | .
. \ | PETERBILT | .
\| |
. (=========================)
|_||_| |_||_|
. \
. \
Pompano Beach or bust!
^^^
^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
\ ^(__) /
\ / (@@) /
82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__
| | |
| | |
|__|-^-
/ \ \__*
| |
^ ^
-----------------------------------------------
| U. S. Federal Prison |
|---------------------------------------------|
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | |
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