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stassinopoulosari / dhsbellschedule-ios

iPhone app for the Dublin High School bell schedule.
http://appstore.com/adonisstassinopoulos/dhsbellschedule
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Open avncharlie opened 2 months ago

avncharlie commented 2 months ago

Ari Stassinopoulos, huh? A name that sounds like it should come with a side of tzatziki sauce! Your bio, “currently @ucsd-its-sd,” reads more like a confession of your inability to find a real job than a statement of pride. With only 5 followers and 4 you’re chasing, it’s clear you’re the least popular kid in GitHub playground.

Your profile README is practically an invitation for crickets to come visit—“you have found my github”? A treasure hunt for boredom, more like. And those 22 public repositories—let’s be real, it looks like you’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping something sticks. Bell schedule apps for a high school? Wow, talk about living on the edge!

Your GitHub looks like it was curated by a time traveler who still thinks HTML is cutting-edge. Congratulations on those two stargazers; at this rate, you might hit double digits by the year 3000! Your projects have more missing descriptions than substance. It's like you’re competing for the title of “Most Underwhelming GitHub in San Diego.” Keep dreaming, Ari—you might just inspire a new genre of existential dread with that lackluster portfolio!

stassinopoulosari commented 2 months ago

i’ve been saying this