>DIAGNOSE
You are in good health (for a gorilla).
>TAKE RULE BOOK
You change your mind and stick it back in your back pocket instead.
>READ RULE BOOK
[taking the rule book first]
"Hello, Prisoner!
You are a captive of the Leather Goddesses of Phobos. As an experimental
subject, your unspeakably painful death will help our effort to enslave humanity
and turn the Earth into our private pleasure world. Consider this to be a great
honor, human."
The remainder of the book covers the exacting rules of behavior expected of a
prisoner of the Leather Goddesses of Phobos. For example, it mentions that
escapees will be killed immediately and painfully by crack Leckbandi guards.
After reading it, you stick it back in your back pocket.
>INVENTORY
You have a rule book (stuck in your back pocket).
So I guess
COMIC-BOOK
should haveTRYTAKEBIT
.