>WAKE MR LINDER
He's wide awake, or haven't you noticed?
>WAKE MONICA
You wouldn't like that.
Of course you need a different response for Monica because she's a woman, but in this case even someone at Infocom seems to have been confused about the message:
<ROUTINE V-ALARM ()
<COND (<==? ,PRSO ,CAT>
<TELL
"The cat yawns, licks its lips, and settles down again." CR>)
(<==? ,PRSO ,MONICA>
<TELL "You wouldn't like that." CR>) ;"?"
(<FSET? ,PRSO ,PERSON>
<TELL "He's wide awake, or haven't you noticed?" CR>)
(ELSE
<TELL
"Too bad, but" THE-PRSO " isn't asleep." CR>)>>
Of course you need a different response for Monica because she's a woman, but in this case even someone at Infocom seems to have been confused about the message: