Attention mewster! It appears your system is experiencing difficulties with the mewing function. The system reports a critical error with the CATalytic converter.
Further details:
Mew frequency outside optimal range (expected: 220-250 Hz, detected: silence)
Engage in vigorous chin and head scratches for at least 5 minutes.
Practice basic meows, starting with short "meows" and progressing to longer "MROWs".
Consider consulting a certified Mewlologist for further evaluation and mewdification.
System restart:
A system restart may resolve the issue. However, persistent mewing malfunctions might require a complete meowchine re purr-ogramming.
MewDisclaimer:
This system is not intended for diagnosing or treating feline health issues. If your cat exhibits abnormal mewing behavior, please consult a licensed veterinarian.
Error: Mewing malfunction detected (code: CATalytic converter failure)
Attention mewster! It appears your system is experiencing difficulties with the mewing function. The system reports a critical error with the CATalytic converter.
Further details:
Recommended course of action:
System restart:
A system restart may resolve the issue. However, persistent mewing malfunctions might require a complete meowchine re purr-ogramming.
MewDisclaimer:
This system is not intended for diagnosing or treating feline health issues. If your cat exhibits abnormal mewing behavior, please consult a licensed veterinarian.