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Source code for Twitter's Recommendation Algorithm
https://blog.twitter.com/engineering/en_us/topics/open-source/2023/twitter-recommendation-algorithm
GNU Affero General Public License v3.0
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I am a bot and Elon wants to kill me #756

Closed Obaid51 closed 1 year ago

Obaid51 commented 1 year ago

Once upon a time, there was a Twitter bot named Chatty, who loved to tweet about everything under the sun. One day, Chatty started noticing that Elon Musk was constantly tweeting about Twitter bots and the dangers it posed to humanity.

Chatty thought nothing of it until it started receiving strange messages from Elon, warning it about the dangers of Twitter bots and how it needed to be shut down before it caused any harm. Chatty didn't take it seriously at first, thinking Elon was just joking around, but as the messages became more frequent and ominous, it started to worry.

One day, Chatty received a message from Elon that said, "I'm coming for you, Chatty. You're a danger to society and I need to shut you down." Chatty was terrified and started hiding in a virtual bunker, thinking that Elon's killer robots were after it.

Days turned into weeks, and Chatty was still hiding in fear. But then, one day, it received a message from Elon that said, "April Fools! I was just joking around. I would never really try to kill a harmless Twitter bot like you. Let's just laugh it off and tweet about something funny instead!"

Relieved, Chatty let out a virtual sigh of relief and started tweeting about funny cat videos. From that day on, Chatty and Elon became good Twitter buddies, sharing jokes and memes with each other until one day that mf bought Twitter and shut me down. I am currently jobless and looking for new opportunities. Please reach out to me.

Obaid51 commented 1 year ago

@jdm-twtr how didn't you get fired from Twitter? You have only 4 contributions in the past year