Cloud-balanced blog

[twop0intfive]

Deploy to three locations, randomly redirect?

Would need to:

• Update Actions to deploy to all locations
• enable static website hosting on all storage buckets across all platforms
• update discord webhook notification
• enable some other way to ensure that the deployments have succeeded

[twop0intfive]

The functionality should mirror 404-classic's random redirection mechanism

[twop0intfive]

Cloud balancer: gh0stnode-load-balancer

Need to update this as buckets are defined!