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ADD FUCKIN MUSTARD GAS TO THE GAME #13112

Closed Probe1 closed 7 years ago

Probe1 commented 7 years ago

Description of issue

THERES NO WAY TO SCAR THE LUNGS OF MY FELLOW CREW AS AN ANTAGONIST

Difference between expected and actual behavior

I EXPECTED CHEMICAL WARFARE

I DID NOT GET CHEMICAL WARFARE

Steps to reproduce

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs And towards our distant rest began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind; Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind. Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! – An ecstasy of fumbling, Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time; But someone still was yelling out and stumbling, And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . . Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light, As under a green sea, I saw him drowning. In all my dreams, before my helpless sight, He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning. If in some smothering dreams you too could pace Behind the wagon that we flung him in, And watch the white eyes writhing in his face, His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin; If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with such high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori.

Specific information for locating

PROBABLY WANNA LOOK AT WELDER FUEL VOLATILES TO GET THE GIST OF HOW THE GAME HANDLES IT, AND OBVIOUSLY CHEM GRENADES AND UPLINK.DM.

Length of time in which bug has been known to occur

WE'VE NEVER HAD MUSTARD GAS!

Server revision

WE MAY NEVER KNOW

Issue bingo

Please check whatever applies. More checkboxes checked increase your chances of not being yelled at by every contributor.

Orangerush commented 7 years ago

Holy shit you stole my idea. REPORTED

Probe1 commented 7 years ago

I GUESS ITS A RACE TO SEE WHO CODES IT FIRST NOW

kol1th commented 7 years ago

Did you know if you bite a borg, it makes mustard gas?

Shadowmech88 commented 7 years ago

Would there be a way to make mustard gas spawn every time someone does something that causes a runtime error?

Probe1 commented 7 years ago

Last round Aurx gibbed himself and it caused a runtime that was inexplicable to read and I want this.

Aurx commented 7 years ago

Then there's an issue with gibself as a borg or gibself as a MMI'd brain.

ghost commented 7 years ago

Please don't code this, it makes mustard gas.

ComicIronic commented 7 years ago

Polyacid smoke grenade you chump.

Probe1 commented 7 years ago

XGM port.. which is woefully far from completion and needs a lot of work.

ComicIronic commented 7 years ago

Remember that we tried gas datums and the server tanked.

Exxion commented 7 years ago

Because you didn't do it properly

IratePirate commented 7 years ago

First time i've seen Wilfred Owen in a github thread tbh.

Probe1 commented 7 years ago

WYCI actually exists but we don't have the gas datums to handle it.

Shadowmech88 commented 7 years ago

exists but we don't have the gas datums to handle it

How? Why would someone add it without adding the modifications needed to make use of it?

PJB3005 commented 7 years ago

Just saying but with gas datums the entire room would flood instantly with the gas which is almost certainly not what you want either.

Probe1 commented 7 years ago

I SEE THAT SNEAKY EDIT PJB