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Royal Jelly and Stinging Nettle do not serve as proper Alternative Medicine #25425

Open SGuivenne opened 4 years ago

SGuivenne commented 4 years ago

Description of issue

As we all know, Stinging nettle and Royal jelly are two powerful alternative medicinal substances, with Stinging nettle being used to treat everything from UTIs to kidney disease to arthritis, internal bleeding, diabetes, and cancer, as well as a general tonic against aging. At least according to WEBMD.

Similarly, Royal Jelly is utilized to treat baldness, diabetes, asthma, pancreatitis, and bone fractures. Again according to WEBMD.

It is frankly immersion breaking that these do not mimic their real world conditions and whoever rectifies this will be entitled to Sales Rep Status with Herbalife and a free sample kit. I am absolutely not being bribed by a pyramid scheme to make this bug report.

Difference between expected and actual behavior

Muh Herbal Remedies.

Steps to reproduce

Try taking them out to dinner first, loser

brndd commented 4 years ago

The supermatter crystal also doesn't make your hands grow long and slender.