high five @sinker and @kissane

jessevondoom commented 11 years ago

I'm missing MozFest this year, and none too happy about it, but tight deadlines demand my ass in this chair. Giving high fives to you, @sinker, and @kissane was the top goal of the trip. Clearly. In my absence could you please give massive high fives while swearing like an agitated son of Boston?

METHOD

HIGH five. Slipping skin or a casual five is unacceptable. Seriously that shit's weak.
Try for volume. A relaxed hand can produce a really satisfying five.
No fist bumps under any circumstances. If one is attempted please just abort this entire idea.

EXPECTED RESULT

harmonious alignment of the planets
chorus of angels accompanied by cats with angel wings
rainbows? you know that's right
stunned silence by all other attendees, who are now looking on with a little awe

VALIDATION

life should feel a solid 5-9% more awesome afterwards

NOTES

please repeat the process with all of the people i'm forgetting to mention or who i don't realize will be there
seriously

dansinker commented 11 years ago

Can I fork this? Because they're clearly a bug.

It says "missing MozFest" but clearly should say "attending MozFest"

visnup commented 11 years ago

fork away!

kissane commented 11 years ago

BOOO WE WILL MISS YOU.

But I will high five every human, wall, and chair.

jessevondoom commented 11 years ago

Yeah I'm not into it. Money and time are the recurring villains in my life. #bug

But HAVE FUN and don't be shy on the details in Internet lands!

jessevondoom commented 11 years ago

Also I totally followed @maxogden's link here and noticed it wasn't his repo until too late. But I'm calling it a happy accident due to social media lack of attention...so nice to meet you, Visnu!

visnup / life

high five @sinker and @kissane #5