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1 month ago How Many Developers Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
In the depths of dim-lit screens, where code doth vigil keep,
A query strange and rare arose, from shadows dark and deep.
"How many," quoth the timid muse, "to change a lightbulb's glare?"
A thought so wrought in mystery—with answers unaware.
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Behold, a coder's garb is thick, of logic, wit, and lore,
In cryptic lines of syntax, where shadows shape and pour.
To seek the bulb’s conundrum, one merely strikes the wire,
Yet tangled webs of dependencies doth spark the woes more dire.
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Alas, to such a riddle posed, the answer is but grim,
'Tis not the act of changing, but processes therein.
With pull requests and code reviews, in patterns they must tread,
The testing phase—an endless maze where bugs and issues spread.
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To summon forth the heavenly light, in unity they'll gather,
A legion of developers, their spirits none may shatter.
For one alone cannot suffice in this electric night,
But aye, it's unity and strength that bringeth forth the light.
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Thus quoth the Raven, "Nevermore," to single dev alone,
For solitary actions find a failure carved in stone.
Yet with each keystroke shared in twilight's gentle haze,
A lightbulb doth illuminate, casting night's shadow to daze.
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In conclusion, dear reader, heed this gothic lore,
It takes a team, a symphony—to change the bulb once more.
A whisper in the digital mist, “Teamwork, aye—forevermore."
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Inspired by the sorrow-tinted quill of Edgar Allan Poe
How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer in the style of Edgar Allan Poe