Sadness detection

[xoftware]

Hey, this is pretty funny. Look at how it detects obviously joyful statements as sad. You can easily see what's happening here.

Here's the text I sent in:

I haven't met or known Steve Wozniak, but as a programmer, I'll try to debug this question for you from logical deduction! The man is an engineer known for co-founding Apple computers. Apple valued simplicity, user-friendlyness, and aesthetics as well as functionality.

JavaScript, in terms of tradional computer programming theory, is the fundamental thesis, the minimalistic epitome.

• It is not only dynamically typed, but scripted, which is for ease of development (and distribution.)
• It is evented, as it was made for user-interface, yet subsequently works well for server/client communication; Ajax (client), Json (communication), Node.js (server).
• It is single-threaded, which, combined with eventing as a methodology, is as simple as can be, yet powerful and beautiful. There is only one queue of instructions to execute one-at-a-time, but that allows guaranteed state management without complexity.
• With closure and prototype, scope and methods are consolidated into the same mechanism; functions, while datatypes and classes are consolidated into the same concept; objects.

JavaScript is a proof-of-concept for simplicity, user-friendliness, and functionality. With computer science, applied mathematics theory, a lot of these principles fundamentally overlap and converge. Even though JavaScript was created in 11 days to just be a basic runtime, it goes to show that with programming, in theory, the simplest answer can be the best one.

If this were a multiple-choice test, I'd go with "a":

• a.) would be fortunate to enjoy an appreciation of JavaScript
• b.) would find it's quirks and nuances too wasteful
• c.) would find prototypical inheritance too lacking
• d.) would find it a practical failure altogether

Ty4 A2A

Here's what it detected as sadness:

I haven't met or known Steve Wozniak, but as a programmer, I'll try to debug this question for you from logical deduction!

There is only one queue of instructions to execute one-at-a-time, but that allows guaranteed state management without complexity.

[kognate]

Thanks for the Feedback. I've forwarded this to the service development team.