Some say that this is nonsense. And that it exists for no reason. All we know is, it amused me to make up random nonsense about the best-performing soldier of a heavily-modded XCOM 2 campaign. Now you can too!
Less facetiously, this is a way for me to teach myself Alpine.js. Why Alpine? It doesn't have any of npm's nonsense, which is the cause of so much agony in my professional life.
Thanks to Christopher Odd for all the entertainment.