Here's my pitch
You see a lil pixelart tavern interior
Bar, tables, stairs in the back maybe
You're an innkeeper
You gotta manage mead and ale and wine prices
And menu options maybe
Ingredients and prices
And people either buy your stuff or dont
And you can expand
Every once in a while, some traveling minstrel or jester or companion hangs out in the bar to entertain guests
Somehow if they like you, you can convince them to kind of work for you informally
Independent contractor
And your guests would like that because music and jokes and companion