This repository contains some weird prometheus exporters that I have built either because they are idiosyncratically useful to me or I find them funny (or both).
They are not:
Don't use them for anything important.
appletalk_exporter: uses netatalk 2's utilities to export information about what entities are on an appletalk network.
backupdir_watcher: given a directory of files with dates embedded in their names, is there a recent one?
env_agency_flood_exporter: make available the height of rivers using environment agency open data
findmy_battery_exporer: this one is some next level bullshit, runs on a macOS virtual machine and makes available battery levels of iCloud connected devices.
lms_exporter: Stats about Lyrion/Logitech Media Server
realtime_trains_exporter: exports stats about trains through a station. You need a realtimetrains API account.
truenas_api_exporter: a couple of things that are missing from the collectd stats: whether there are any active alerts, and how cloud sync jobs are doing.
wiltshire_bins_exporter: do you live in wiltshire and want to know whether you should put your bins out tonight?