/I warned you about Emacs bro! I told you, dawg!/
This is an Emacs configuration you should definitely not try.
However, since you insist:
STEP 1: Delete your existing Emacs configuration
STEP 2: =git clone https://github.com/daviwil/emacs-from-hell ~/.emacs.d=
STEP 3: PAIN
Contributing
Yes, you can send a PR to add more pain and suffering to this configuration. No, I will not fix your broken computer.
At some point in the future, I will subject myself to the community-conjured demons in this configuration live on stream.
Streams
[[https://systemcrafters.net/live-streams/january-14-2022/][System Crafters Live! - Creating the World's WORST Emacs Configuration]]: [[https://youtu.be/L4NaIUqx8fw][Part 1]] / [[https://youtu.be/IDFm4y6KLks][Part 2]]
License
My team of lawyers have advised me that I must post a warranty disclaimer for the inevitable scenario when this configuration ruins your life:
Copyright © 2022 Satan Himself
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the “Software”), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.