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Stocazzo As A Service
http://stocazzo.io
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Stocazzo As A Service

A Node REST service to provide Stocazzo as an asset for your application.

API endpoints

/

Will return a "stocazzo".

Optional parameters:

  1. q - a query
  2. big - configures the response as a "stograncazzo"

Example

Standard API call:

$ http get stocazzo.io

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:03:08 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "response": "stocazzo"
}

Example with a query:

$ http get stocazzo.io q==chi\?

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:06:07 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "stocazzo"
}

Example with even more emphasis:

$ http get stocazzo.io q==chi\? big==1

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:08:34 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "stograncazzo"
}

/caps

Will return a "stocazzo", but caps. So, "STOCAZZO".

Optional parameters:

  1. q - a query
  2. big - configures the response as a "STOGRANCAZZO"

Example

Standard API call:

$ http get stocazzo.io/caps

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:03:08 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "response": "STOCAZZO"
}

Example with a query:

$ http get stocazzo.io/caps q==chi\?

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:06:07 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "STOCAZZO"
}

Example with even more emphasis:

$ http get stocazzo.io/caps q==chi\? big==1

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:08:34 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "STOGRANCAZZO"
}

/camel

Camelcase can always be useful. Will return a "StoCazzo".

Optional parameters:

  1. q - a query
  2. big - configures the response as a "StoGranCazzo"

Example

Standard API call:

$ http get stocazzo.io/camel

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:03:08 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "response": "StoCazzo"
}

Example with a query:

$ http get stocazzo.io/camel q==chi\?

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:06:07 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "StoCazzo"
}

Example with even more emphasis:

$ http get stocazzo.io/camel q==chi\? big==1

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:08:34 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "StoGranCazzo"
}

/ascii

You want a translation in your language and you don't like text or you want print it more nerdly? No problem, will return "8====D".

Optional parameters:

  1. q - a query
  2. big - configures the response as a "8=======D"

Example

Standard API call:

$ http get stocazzo.io/ascii

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:03:08 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "response": "8====D"
}

Example with a query:

$ http get stocazzo.io/ascii q==chi\?

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:06:07 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "8====D"
}

Example with even more emphasis:

$ http get stocazzo.io/ascii q==chi\? big==1

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:08:34 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "8=======D"
}

/snake

You don't like camelCase and you prefer the snake_case notation? No problem, will return "sto_cazzo".

Optional parameters:

  1. q - a query
  2. big - configures the response as a "sto_gran_cazzo"

Example

Standard API call:

$ http get stocazzo.io/snake

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:03:08 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "response": "sto_cazzo"
}

Example with a query:

$ http get stocazzo.io/snake q==chi\?

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:06:07 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "sto_cazzo"
}

Example with even more emphasis:

$ http get stocazzo.io/snake q==chi\? big==1

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Aug 2015 16:08:34 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "sto_gran_cazzo"
}

/sto-conte

Tv series lover? This is the endpoint for you: it will return "Sto cazzo!". Heavily inspired by Corrado Guzzanti character in the great Italian tv series "Boris".

Optional parameters:

  1. q - a query
  2. big - configures the response as a "Sto gran cazzo!"

Example

Standard API call:

$ http get stocazzo.io/sto-conte

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2016 09:03:08 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "response": "Sto cazzo!"
}

Example with a query:

$ http get stocazzo.io/sto-conte q==chi\?

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2016 09:06:07 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "Sto cazzo!"
}

Example with even more emphasis:

$ http get stocazzo.io/sto-conte q==chi\? big==1

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2016 09:08:34 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "Sto gran cazzo!"
}

/varg

A gothic stocazzo version, reminiscing the classic black metal logos.

Optional parameters:

  1. q - a query
  2. big - even bolder

Example

Standard API call:

$ http get stocazzo.io/varg

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2016 09:03:08 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "response": "𝔖𝔗𝔒ℭ𝔄ℨℨ𝔒"
}

Example with a query:

$ http get stocazzo.io/varg q==chi\?

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2016 09:06:07 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "𝔖𝔗𝔒ℭ𝔄ℨℨ𝔒"
}

Example with even more emphasis:

$ http get stocazzo.io/varg q==chi\? big==1

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2016 09:08:34 GMT
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
cache-control: no-cache
content-encoding: gzip
content-type: application/json; charset=utf-8
vary: accept-encoding

{
    "query": "chi?",
    "response": "𝕾𝕿𝕺𝕮𝕬𝖅𝖅𝕺"
}