The Museum of Glitter
Tech Stack
This is the static website for the Museum of Glitter.
The Museum of Glitter is built using the latest in high performance web technologies.
The foundation of our stack is the the NoNopeSQL database, the SPARQL Protocol and RDF Query Language, and the server side web application framework serverless-server-served.js packaged by buffet and waitress strike. The client side frontend-framework is redacted-reflect-refactor-oh-no.js, deply-on-friday.js, No.js, & and Node.js, which is based on the JavaScript(ish) runtime environment.
We use logic, so much logic based templates using hipster.io. We manage our styles using SCMSCSCSS. There was also some webpack, yarn, yo-yo, yolo, and chipmunk that we are pretty sure handles package management. Our primary package delivery method is FedEX.
Our DevOps Pipelines are powered by HI (Human Intelligence) with a foundational CI/CD (Cat Intelligence/Cats DESTROY) architecture.
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The Real Secret Sauce
This page is built with HTML & CSS. It doesnt even have multiple pages, we just were lazy and used tabs. This web page was for a single day selfie palace parody! Why, dear god why, would make performance sucking single page web app.
We want to use all of your performance putting 15 animated glitter gif's on the page. Lets Rock this page like it is 1995.
There is no javascript, what would it do? Render a template???? WE CAN JUST PUT THE TEXT IN THE [insert curse word] PAGE! So we can make a fancy pants Single Page Web App??? THIS IS A SINGLE PAGE "WEB APP", not to repeat ourselves, but we were lazy and used tabs - so all the stuff is on this one page. Tabs that are just powered by toggling checkboxes using CSS, put that in your fanny pack and zip it.
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FAQ
Why code this way???
https://github.com/user-attachments/assets/c6179401-1db6-4aeb-aaf7-2f3bbe1b1247
FAQ Why is this page still up?
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Its is a place you can visit where you will not get asked to accept a cookie policy, making it one of the calmest and least freustrating places on the internet.
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This site still gets a bunch of traffic. We think. We didnt put any tracking on it.
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Many excellent contributors wrote excellent examples of a well formatted issue tickets. There is still so much work to be done.
Was This Real???
Yes
Kids in The Glitter Pool
